Sundae. 🍦

"Teamwork? You interfere in every match and sell overpriced t-shirts!" "Perhaps the same could be said of all factions..."

It's Autumn, Chief. And everybody knows that sonic showers have a resonance frequency that is perfect for producing pumpkin spice, and Quark has put in a bulk order for enough pumpkin spice to keep Bajor in pumpkin spice raktajino.

THE CHEMTRAILS IN THE ATMOSPHERE ARE TURNING THE FREAKING STARS BI!

Seriously, watch this match. It fucked so hard most of the audience left pregnant.

He looks like he's doing a substandard cosplay of Evolution-era HHH, but with the current US government, it'd be more... Creationism.

From the end of @northwrestling.bsky.social 71 last night, both talent and fans hyped up after the chaos of the main event aftermath. It looks like the Mandate of Heaven has come for @genemunny.bsky.social , the people, they will support Rhio at Thunderstruck 4.

Congratulations to @genemunny.bsky.social on his Mexico debut.

Has he tried offering a picture of a monkey, that might work? It's got value after all, right?

So on that note, anyone looking for an experienced admin/finance/operational person, either in the North East of England or fully remote? No? Didn't think so.

And that's it. Ten and a half years, all done and dusted, laptop boxed and ready for collection on Monday. I do have an interview for an Accounts Payable job on Tuesday, and several other applications on the go. But on Monday, the search begins in earnest.

I suggest the first man to win an Olympic Gold Medal to wrestle in the WWF/E, no, not that one, but Willem "Wim" Ruska, who won gold in Judo in the 1972 Olympics, and tagged with 1976 Judo bronze medallist, Bad News Brown.

Directions unclear, squirted brain all over the conference room table in front of management.

Then the rest of the supervillains go on to talk about how King Of Kings is the greatest supervillain of all time.

Comic starts with a 30 page promo, and new villain "King Of Kings", a man in a crown and totally-not-an-iron-cross cross hits Miles Morales with a Pedigree, who lies there while King Of Kings fights off the entire Avengers with a sledgehammer.

The Bonertaker.

WHY ARE THERE REFRIED BEANS IN MY RAKTAJINO?!