On this eve of fifty Novembers the winds still howl the bell still tolls. My breath turns heavy as we drift into the long cold night. The Fitzgerald stirs beneath. I harbor their echoes and cradle her steel. My waves bear the sorrow of all I have taken.

It’s Lake Superior Day. I hope that means something to you.

Happy Canada Day, hosers.

It's not about the flowers, it's about the effort.

That's funny, I don't remember you sending me flowers.

Air hot. Me Cold. You swim. Now.

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May the North be with you.

Can't believe Artemis hasn't posted a photo of me yet.

Good winds. But I can do better.

Happy Pi(e) Day!

This means Megan Keller is President now, right?

🇨🇦 vs 🇺🇸 women's hockey is better than a November Gale.

Then go fondle some rocks.

They say anything good about me?

Proud of you Cory and Korey! Come show me that shiny new 🥈 when you get back here. Maybe dip it in my water so I can get a closer look... just the tip?

Love being mooned.

Ya'll need to spend less time gawking at celebrities and more time gawking at trees.

It's time to cross that red line.

Hey dumdums, cold weather does not negate climate change. Thank you for your attention to this matter! LAKE SUPERIOR, GREATEST LAKE OF ALL-TIME.