He's such a good person. He doesn't deserve this.

My husband has agreed to watch The Mist with me, knowing only that it's got one of my all-time favorite horror endings. If you know, you know. Worth noting that we have a 10yo son, and we have also had a tree come through a picture window in our home. Oh my god, I'm a monster.

This is the Honky Tonk Badonkadonk of which Trace Adkins sang.

Yep! He did get a second wind, though. As always. 😁

Elfo makes me feel like the fascists are gonna lose. Please accept this Elfo hopecore in these trying times.

I think I broke Elfo.

I switched to levalbuterol years ago because albuterol makes me feel like a fork in the garbage disposal. If she's old enough for it, it might be worth a try.

I knew that post had really broken containment when someone sent me a screenshot of it from Ariana Grande's Instagram. 😂 It's from November 2022, but it sure is evergreen.

No one has ever known suffering like Louise when I give someone else a treat.

If a man made you feel the way being a fan of that sportsball team does, we'd all agree you should dump him. In this essay, ...

I'm trying to be mature about this, but LOOK AT THEM:

Snapped this stunning photo of Socks while watching Talladega Nights with my two favorite humans in the entire world. An embarrassment of riches.

Socks vs Elfo with blind Tiger back there without a care in the world.

"Look at me, Damien. It's all for you."

I hadn't received the link for my telehealth visit, so I called the office. ... It's the faux background noise, keyboard clacking, and calling it "Claire" (get it??? C-L-AI-R-E! tee-hee-heeee so clever) that makes me want to flip tables. Not to mention it robot-splaining unnecessary shit to me.

O-U-T

Extremely important update.

Boo to this man, but wow, what a timesaver. "You're an attorney? Fantastic, let me quickly demonstrate to you how toxic I am."

I wanna sleep as hard as Socks does.

I wish we had better options available here than prison, but I hear ya. I have had to deliver horrible news to clients, deep in their mental health and substance use disorder struggles, and no one ever made me feel unsafe. My heart goes out to that attorney. That had to be horrifying.