Smart coffee maker borks internet connection by trying to upload a terabyte of data in 10 days.
Yes, we know. SPECT showed that in ME more than 30 years ago. (Monitoring these diseases means just watching people eternally reinvent the wheel.)

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Yes, we know. SPECT showed that in ME more than 30 years ago. (Monitoring these diseases means just watching people eternally reinvent the wheel.)
Smart coffee maker borks internet connection by trying to upload a terabyte of data in 10 days.
*hastily disconnects a small selection of machines which inexplicably connect to the internet even though nothing they do requires an internet connection*
“A whole bulb of garlic is a lot of garlic” bless your heart
However, it's interesting that a month ago (15 September 2026), James Frith answered Tulip Siddiq to say that the template service specification "has been developed", and not that it is "in the process of being developed".
So presumably we should expect the template service specification to be published very soon?
However, it's interesting that a month ago (15 September 2026), James Frith answered Tulip Siddiq to say that the template service specification "has been developed", and not that it is "in the process of being developed".
Finally, Tom Morrison's question was answered by Sharon Hodgson on 6 July.
Sharon Hodgson's 3 July response to Bill Esterton was posted earlier in this thread:
The 8 June response by Baroness Merron to Baroness Scott of Needham Market is similar:
Sharon Hodgson's 29 April answer to Clive Lewis is shown below:
questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-ques...
Clive Lewis had asked about the delay to the severe ME service consideration until April 2027.
Links to the other questions:
29606: questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-ques...
29607: questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-ques...
29608: questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-ques...
29609: questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-ques...
17. On 14 September 2026, Max Wilkinson MP (Lib Dem) asked a series of questions (29605-29611) about ME/CFS and the Final Delivery Plan.
As they were all answered with the same response, I'll post just the first:
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This had increased to 102 NHS accounts (completions of module 2) by 20 June 2026. These data are not easy to summarise.
74 NHS accounts had completed module 2 up to 20 January 2026 (the first FOIA request).
I don't know where that data comes from. It's not what they told me in June!
576 NHS email accounts accessed module 1. 209 accessed module 2. Many (most?) of the 209 will have also accessed module 1.
Is it possible for you to ask where the 650 figure comes from? Because it differs from what they told me in June. 🤔 (I have a suspicion that they are using CoPilot summaries, and they don't realise that it can't do maths!)