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The Bear God! RAWR

Disgruntled American who has never liked America and doesn't want to be an American.

Noen ganger på Norsk
Sometimes in English

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I really do enjoy developing for the #apple platform. You really do get a lot for that $99. Most of the app reviewers are grumpy fucks, but some of them are really awesome and want you to succeed. This is my first foray into monetization, and the reviewer left a note saying there is a #marketing […]

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Yeah. Some #techbro I am. “You just finished a good release of your app! What are you going to do?” Hmm, have a beer and take a nap. “And then drink more beer and look for hoes?” Hmm….no. Have a cup of coffee and read my book. “Damned bro, you’re boring” well, I sowed my wild seeds during the […]

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Dude…President Zelenskyy is devilishly handsome, has good taste, honestly cares about his people, is actually funny (he used to be a clown on his own children’s television show)…you know. Everything you…well…are not. Maybe the clown part. And you threw the poor man and his country under the bus […]

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This is TERRIBLE! I've had Hepatitis A, which is almost like B, and....you want to die. If diarrhea and puke can come out of it, it's coming out. You puke and shit through every hole in your body for days on end. And you are in just so much pain. I survived it organically, which is rare in […]

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I really think this sort of stuff is unfair. #religion in #norway is a very private thing. I mean you can say "I'm Lutheran", which many Norwegians are, and that's okay. I say I'm pagan, and that's okay. What's not okay, is expecting others to bend to your religious views. And most of the world […]

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LOL. A friend is like "This release you have of your #app must be really good, because you've been REALLY fucking bitchy" It is. It really is. I'm excited. It has Radio Browser in it. I had to resubmit it, because, I had a "Donate" link to Buy Me Coffee and #apple is like "No. And why are you […]

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I absolutely, completely fucking HATE #tiktok with an outright passion. Sitting outside with my coffee, and enjoying the sound of the birds, the ambient modern sounds - a truck backing in and the speaker at Lowe's across the street. The tree rustling and the sun shining through. And my fucking […]

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Someone sent me this new #startrek video which features one of my most....I have to be really careful with it because I'll go down an endless rabbit hole...my most favorite premise of Star Trek - V'ger. Which is by far the most complex story Roddenberry every conceptualized. Because it appears […]

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People are kinda belligerent about people who work at night, like I do "you're lazy. You sleep all day" Yes, because I work all night. It's the only time I can get anything done. So are like cops, or nurses, or the firemen who were here last night at 3am "lazy"? Shift work is #work

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Well, that was certainly interesting. Asked a woman with pet carrier if she was okay and she was wearing a leopard skin jumpsuit "Oh, we're perfect" WHAT? Your building is on fire...whatever.....okay then....

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