Star Trek Voyager already answered this, my dudes.

Compare that to the way Matt Damon’s face is treated. 😏

Ben Affleck is the Mike Wazowski of Hollywood.

I know this is tantamount to heresy, but I neither care about or for The Beatles, so I won’t be too busy come April 2028.

They did start the hype months in advance, but not about the movie, about Cruise himself. It was so weird. A whole trailer that was just a supercut of clips from his other (unrelated) movies.

Digger

No. It won’t. I’m so sick of this coordinated and contrived effort to spare Cruise’s feelings. I saw Digger. I ‘got’ Digger. I didn’t like Digger. And Cruise’s performance is pretty basic. Miss me with the cult shit and move on.

Exciting that Google is now just straight up answering its own replacement question (which is wrong) to tell you that you're wrong (with the right question). Ain't technology grand?

Judging by Instagram, Digger is heading into cult territory. Not liking Digger is now apparently a sign of a suppressive person. I’m not a fan of this massive cult in particular.

This isn’t just a Two Ronnies sketch, this is an M&S Two Ronnies sketch.

There really is nothing better for clearing your head and letting the world fall away than taking a dog for a walk. Today has been so chill.

That's a lot more giraffe peen than I planned on seeing today.

About that Paramount Skydance Warner Bros merger...

I always apply the "if you're good at something, never do it for free" to requests for product or service reviews. I think I'm pretty good at reviewing things, so if they want my words, pay me.

If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without an explanation.