Absolute friendslop

"Okay imagine two men. Now I know this is difficult, but now imagine that they are kissing. And now—this might seem impossible, but just try—imagine they are Mean to each other"

BRING 👏 BACK 👏 BISCUIT 👏 BARON 👏

Shifgrethor requires you to share your fitness goals and your progress on them

"Toxic yaoi" is the "weirdest" fanfic trope? Really? Out of all fanfic? That's the weirdest one? Toxic yaoi? Weirdest? That one? Really? That's what you're going with?

Ruin a book by adding a word: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Janitor, Spy

Unfathomably based

Yesssss one of the classics

Just rediscovered the folder on my phone full of reaction faces I drew on a photo of a wolf

BLAIR WITCHE$

can anybody recommend a bitch some good academia about the intersection between arousal and fear

Ooh I would also like to get in on this

she looks like she’s aiming for a cover story on Scheming Vizier Monthly

Are those from Star Wars

people keep reposting my stuff from a couple days ago like "but I buy all the banned books!" "my classroom reads all the--" man you have no idea how many books are being banned. it's THOUSANDS. looking it up gives you top 100 at MOST. banning hurts authors. hands down. stop trying to make it okay

this is like trying to incite a christchurch massacre in minneapolis

She Ttrokes

just had to clarify which local queer bodyworker named Artemis I was trying to refer someone to, I love my country of Minneapolis

DO THE LAUGH