Unlike any of his wives, his one true love...

Sadly, there are only evil wizards' towers currently on the market...

Sadly, being unkind to barbarians, I fear...

He is, quite literally, arguing in favour of a person who worked without a visa, an illegal immigrant.

That's genius.

I know that Portugal aren't always the most physical up and at them kind of team, but they're hardly camp... He said, willfully misreading the post.

Did they have an interesting take?

Physically, perhaps. Many of the walking wounded will carry mental scars.

Finally, the permission I have always needed...

That's some cat, if it can fly a jet...

I never knew she was in Wayne's World...

Are they channelling Jake and Elwood?

Sadly, I only live with the voices in my head... And it's glorious.

Has Sir Mixalot taken up residence?

I might offer a little more, I really hate gardening, though they'd have to organise their own travel...

Also gutter racism (mind you, all racism is gutter racism).

I think that was the Irish Parliament, though, and was not brought in in the newly enlarged United Kingdom, so the campaign for Emancipation led by O'Connell had work to do.

The Trump regime has a worryingly strong fixation with what happens with other people's genitals...

I thought the paratroopers had a different helmet design.

I think that the "u" in "sus" is one letter too many.