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Snarky Orwell

@snarky-orwell.bsky.social

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Political satirist. Part-time thought criminal and survivor of the ministry of truth, since 1984. Big Brother is watching… so I’m not wearing pants!

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@snarky-orwell.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 2:38 PM

Bipartisan senators call it 'beyond disgusting' and 'medieval,' putting us in company with the Taliban and North Korea. It took 90 years to find someone so morally bankrupt to try this again in this country.

#SnarkyOrwell #PeteHegseth #PublicExecution #OldSchoolBarbarism #AuthoritarianPlaybook101

"Hegseth has called for the first public execution in America since 1936, and the first one ever livestreamed!"
- Snarky Orwell
@snarky-orwell.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 3:10 PM

Actual quote, from the actual president when asked why gas prices are so high… Might not be a small price to the 13 million Americans who live there!

#SnarkyOrwell #IranWar #GasIsTooDamnHigh #TakeOutLAOrSanDiego #ASmallPriceToPay?

“Trump said if Iran took out Los Angeles or San Diego, that would be 'a small price to pay.'"
- Snarky Orwell
@snarky-orwell.bsky.socialOct 5, 2026, 2:01 PM

*Repost* Back in march this was parody, now it’s sworn congressional testimony, We assure you no intelligence, artificial, or otherwise has been consulted in the making of this war!

#BiglyBrother #SnarkyOrwell #IranWar #GrokAI #NoIntelligence

"WE RAN THE IRAN PLAN THROUGH GROK™ IT SAID IT WAS PERFECT. TREMENDOUS. NO NOTES. ALSO THAT WE WOULD BE GREETED AS LIBERATORS AND NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!"
- BIGLY BROTHER
@snarky-orwell.bsky.socialOct 1, 2026, 2:53 PM

It said that Trump lost in 2020, that there was no widespread fraud, and that he was convicted of 34 felonies… it was quickly reprogrammed.

#SnarkyOrwell #AmericaDotGov #TruthForADay #SuperIntelligence #ReprogrammedReality

“Trump launched America.gov, an official government Al, and it told the truth, for about a day... they fixed that!”
- Snarky Orwell
@snarky-orwell.bsky.socialSep 30, 2026, 7:03 PM

Well… he’s a pretty big baby!

@snarky-orwell.bsky.socialSep 28, 2026, 2:55 PM

Celebrating one year of reality somehow outpacing even my dark fiction. Thanks for reading, sharing, and the occasional 'no way that's true!' It always was. That's the problem.

#SnarkyOrwell #OneYearOfSnark #MinistryOfSnark #ThoughtCriminalAnniversary #TruthIsStrangerThanSatire

"Celebrating one year as Chief
Thought Criminal at the Ministry of Snark. Thanks for your continued complicity comrades!"
- Snarky Orwell
@snarky-orwell.bsky.socialSep 25, 2026, 2:31 PM

We are truly living in the dumbest timeline…

#SnarkyOrwell #FBIBreach #ShinyHunters #DOGE #KashPatel #DumbestTimeline

@snarky-orwell.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 3:17 PM

Has a familiar ring to it… If you rewrite history, you can’t be on the wrong side of it!

@snarky-orwell.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 2:33 PM

No financial, structural or architectural collapse, until it had the audacity to refuse his advances. He stacked the board, lost legal challenges, pushed ahead anyway... it’s not about architecture, it’s control.

#SnarkyOrwell #KennedyCenter #NotTheTrumpKennedyCenter #NoMeansNo #BulldozerDiplomacy

"Why is Trump so obsessed with the Kennedy Center? Because it said no."
- Snarky Orwell
@snarky-orwell.bsky.socialSep 22, 2026, 4:18 PM

You can’t misinterpret what you can’t hear! He banned three outlets. In response, ABC, CBS, NBC, and Fox all walked too, leaving him with no microphone to rant into.

#SnarkyOrwell #BiglyBrother #PressFreedom #WhitehousePress #YesEvenFox

"NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS!"
- BIGLY BROTHER
@snarky-orwell.bsky.socialSep 21, 2026, 7:52 PM

Oceania needed a totalitarian state to concentrate that much power. We just needed mergers and a few decades of lawmakers looking the other way.

@snarky-orwell.bsky.socialSep 21, 2026, 7:42 PM

The ministry of snark appreciate the quotation, and even more so having somebody else to chronicle the absurdity, keep up the great and terrible work comrade!

@snarky-orwell.bsky.socialSep 21, 2026, 3:35 PM

We all know it’s just to get around zoning and approval standards... If we’ve already triumphed... why do we need a stockpile of sniper ammo right next to Arlington cemetery?

#SnarkyOrwell #TheNationalMall #ArchDuTrump #AllArcNoTriumph #Snipers?

“Trump now claims that his triumphal arch will be a drone and sniper base. Why do we need snipers on the National Mall?"
- Snarky Orwell
@snarky-orwell.bsky.socialSep 19, 2026, 2:12 PM

Congress funded repairs, but Trump won’t spend it without "recognition."

He was spotted on Air Force One with a “DEMOLISHED” vision board, & witness swore they saw a forklift ramming the pillars. They’re forcing the collapse he promised.

#SnarkyOrwell #BiglyBrother #TheKennedyCenter #NoMeansNo

"THE KENNEDY CENTER IS STRUCTURALLY UNSOUND AND MUST BE DESTROYED, UNLESS THEY WILL ALLOW ME TO PUT MY NAME ON IT!"
- BIGLY BROTHER
@snarky-orwell.bsky.socialSep 19, 2026, 1:56 AM

He’s very much counting on the never-read-Jesus’s-actual-words crowd, who love to thump the bible more than read it.

@snarky-orwell.bsky.socialSep 14, 2026, 12:59 PM

Taking a break from my usual snark to inform, Vote.gov routes you safely to your actual state registration site. No ad-tech pipeline, no data harvest, just your state’s real voter info. Skip the imitation.

#SnarkyOrwell #VoteSafeIsNotSafe #UseVoteDotGov #DataHarvest #ProtectYourVoteAndData

"Important note! Do not use VoteSafe.org. it was funded by Elon Musk's America PAC to harvest your data for ad tracking, and anything else Elon wants to use it for."
- Snarky Orwell
@snarky-orwell.bsky.socialSep 11, 2026, 2:16 PM

…but you got that check… right? So, it’s not technically vote buying… at least not legally. But you know…

#SnarkyOrwell #BiglyBrother #TrumpAPaLOSER #PromisesNotKept #WeWontGetFooledAgain

"IF REPUBLICANS WIN THE MIDTERMS, I'LL GIVE EVERY AMERICAN $5,000, THAT'S
WAY MORE THAN THE $2,000
TARIFF DIVIDEND I PROMISED
IN 2025!"
- BIGLY BROTHER
@snarky-orwell.bsky.socialSep 9, 2026, 2:25 PM

They only fixed it after she posted about it and it went viral. Bureaucratic error, or the natural result of renaming a war twice to dodge accountability? You decide.

#SnarkyOrwell #IranWar #NotAWar #MinistryOfTruthSocial #WarBenefitsDenied

"They told a grieving widow that her husband's death didn't qualify for war benefits, because Trump isn't calling it a
'war' anymore."
- Snarky Orwell
@snarky-orwell.bsky.socialSep 5, 2026, 4:49 PM

Perfect 28!

@snarky-orwell.bsky.socialSep 5, 2026, 3:06 PM

Governance is not a game, but they have been playing with people’s lives for years now.

#SnarkyOrwell #ArcadeDotGov #PlayingWithPeoplesLives #InsertCoin #PressStartToDeport

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