there is considerably less integrity in AI than the absolute crummiest 2010s DTV movie that can only afford Cage for 40-60% of the runtime

my favorite part of Exorcist: The Beginning is that there was clearly a studio note saying something to the effect of, "Needs more STAIRS"

3 is an actually great movie. the others are at least amusing!

Sebulba declined to comment through a representative when asked where he was on January 6

Steven remains among the best doing it. check out his review of Hellraiser: Revival

folks, you would not believe the end credits song for this game if I told you

i don't love that my last three assignments have been Resident Evil: Lovecraft, Resident Evil: Twin Peaks, and Resident Evil: Hellraiser

"The Cenobites of Clive Barker’s Hellraiser series weren’t always mutilated torture mavens. As humans, they sought out terrible new experiences in their dissatisfaction with earthly pleasures. Essentially, they were bored. Playing Hellraiser: Revival, it’s easy to envision how they must have felt."

drives me nuts every time there's some streaming service sequel, remake, or re-adaptation

would it have killed Netflix to also license the 1955 East of Eden for a few months or something

i should probably start doing a media diary again huh

Langston in Control is the only person I will listen to about whether a computer has feelings

Skydance is loitering outside the convenience store asking you to be cool and buy it a six-pack

today we draw upon the storied history of Skydance, a company that is younger than I am

ah yes the widespread brand recognition of Skydance

first watches of September: -Coyote vs. Acme -The Furious -I Am Frankelda -Primetime -Resident Evil (2026) -Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma

"gee, I wonder what happens if I mess up at karaoke"