Transportation officials are *celebrating* a pilot program that moved commute times by 90 seconds. I shall celebrate finishing my breakfast.

An this one, @automatelist.bsky.social?

“AI Readiness” Ironic, oxymoronic term describing the way agencies announce preparedness simultaneously admitting they don’t know what systems they even run.

We learn in high school English class that speech and writing serves communication. We must be clear and concise. Public trust erodes fastest when leaders dodge direct language. Did leaders attend high school English or were they absent from all those classes?

To call this the "find out" phase is not quite strong enough. Prepare to meet Jesus? Prepare for your trip straight to hell? Enjoy your violent reckoning? Lethal karma incoming?

"If this is an emergency call......." Fuck that. It gets you scheduled for some ridiculous time in the future when either you already died, or somehow beat cancer with some South American herbal tea. "Dial 1 for the intake team" "Dial 2 to hear some carnival music" "Thank you! Goodbye!"

Mostly I am nice which is weird because I want to make him cry...?

Allow me to self-indulge with a summary of my week thus far: Monday reminded me the country runs on caffeine and denial. I contributed both. Though denial is hard to maintain if you have any awareness of current events.

"Jeffrey, when can I come to one of your super cool parties? Please, please let me perv out like the cool kids."

Clever. Yes, I am afraid that Assange had some violent reprogramming done.

Julian Assange re-emerged on Twitter Sept 17, 2026, posting “I’m back” from Sydney. His 2024 release came after a DOJ plea agreement. ***** I am not certain Moreschi was the last.

AI‑political ads are slipping past the FTC’s guardrails. Money changed hands I expect.

ICE brutally detain woman's gardener-right in front of her house. 4 goons drag and violently pull man out of truck head-first. Kneel on his back after pinned down to pavement. "I can't breathe! I can't breathe!" he cries out. Incident occurred in Everett, Washington.

Voting access narrowed in two states which is essentially taking away the right to vote.

I have an odd feeling he is readying the place to be a permanent stronghold/bunker for his family.

Shelter costs climbed yet again. Rent eats half their life.

He is the tip of the iceberg. Symbolic justice. Go get the other 10,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!