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Captain Edward Jellico

@captainjellico.bsky.social

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The one with the puns from that other platform.

This account is a trans-friendly space, and I follow all trans accounts when I can because.... you are seen.

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@captainjellico.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 2:57 PM

Since spooky season is here... #StarTrek #JellicoTrek

Panel 1 - Jellico: There's only one thing that scares me at Halloween.
Panel 2 - Deanna: Which is?
Panel 3 - Jellico: Exactly.
Panel 4 - Deanna really should have seen that one coming!
@captainjellico.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 5:54 PM

Hat tip to Star Trek Design Project for the UFP logo

@captainjellico.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 5:47 PM

I spent a about an hour recreating the LCARS screens from the meme as a flat-on graphic. The things I'll do for a laugh.

A TNG era LCARS screen depicting a secure com-link
The LCARS screen Jellico sees the most: CONNECTION TERMINATED
@captainjellico.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 5:14 PM

An now: A PSA from Captain Edward Jellico, somewhere in the Alpha Quadrant. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek

Panel 1 - You recieve a subspace transmission...
Panel 2 - Jellico: A tip for all the trick or treaters this year.
Panel 3 - Jellico: If you want someone to come to the door...
Panel 4 - Jellico: brass door knockers knock best.
Panel 5 - Jellico: Whereas German sausages knock worst.
Panel 6 - CONNECTION TERMINATED
@captainjellico.bsky.socialOct 1, 2026, 2:54 PM

Meanwhile... #StarTrek #JellicoTrek

Panel 1 - A monitor
Panel 2 - Admiral Janeway: Captain Jellico, what have I told you about violating the temporal prime directive?
Panel 3 - Jellico: That no one does it better than you? Anyway, what do you call call sad coffee?
Panel 4 - Admiral Janeway: I don't know, that sludge Neelix tried to serve me?
Panel 5 - Jellico: Depresso.
Panel 6 - CONNECTION TERMINATED
@captainjellico.bsky.socialSep 28, 2026, 2:22 PM

When was it ever warp capable? There was a thing where they had to do some <insert technobabble here> in the pilot I think, but it has manuvering thrusters at best, and the best they could do was lower the mass of the station so the thrusters could move it from Bajor to the wormhole.

@captainjellico.bsky.socialSep 28, 2026, 1:55 PM

#StarTrek DS9 was filmed before a live studio audience.

Panel 1 - Miles: Keiko said I can be an idiot sometimes.
Panel 2 - Julian: That was niec of her to give you permission.
Panel 3 - Miles: <suffers>
Panel 4 - DS9 Fucks right off at high warp.
@captainjellico.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 6:41 PM

Delicious

@captainjellico.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 6:23 PM

Tomorrow is national cooking day in the US... any suggestions? And no, cooking Neelix isn't an option.

The shipboard kitchen rat mascot of USS Voyager.
@captainjellico.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 4:46 PM

Always nice to hear from Quark #StarTrek #JellicoTrek

Panel 1 - Jellico: What can I do for you, Quark?
Panel 2 - Quark: I've got some racing geese for sale.
Panel 3 - Quark: Let me know if you want a quick gander.
Panel 4- Jellico: <Damn, that was good>
Panel 5 - Quark: <Of course it was good>
Panel 6 - End Credits
@captainjellico.bsky.socialSep 21, 2026, 6:04 PM

My favorite episodes are holodeck episodes. Especially if they involve McGuyver

@captainjellico.bsky.socialSep 21, 2026, 3:00 PM

Back to the grind #StarTrek #JellicoTrek

Panel 1 - Deanna: How would you describe yourself?
Panel 2 - Jellico: Verbally.
Panel 3 - Jellico: But I've also prepared a dance.
Panel 4 - Deanna.... <FML>
@captainjellico.bsky.socialSep 18, 2026, 2:16 PM

Bonus panel:

Jellico is not amused
@captainjellico.bsky.socialSep 18, 2026, 2:16 PM

Happy Friday to all who celebrate it. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek

Panel 1 - Jellico: This is the fifth time you've been late for your duty shift this week. 
Panel 2 - Jellico: Do you know what that means?
Panel 3 - Q: That it's Friday?
Panel 4 - Q nopes out early and calls it ad ay.
@captainjellico.bsky.socialSep 16, 2026, 8:18 PM

He's suffering quietly on the inside.

@captainjellico.bsky.socialSep 16, 2026, 6:27 PM

#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG

Panel 1 - O'Brien:
Panel 2 - O'Brien:
Panel 3 - O'Brien:
Panel 4 - O'Brien:
@captainjellico.bsky.socialSep 16, 2026, 2:28 PM

Meanwhile....

#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #JellicoTrek

Panel 1 - Jellico: Now, I don't wany to cause any alarm, but I think someone in this room is an owl.
Panel 2 - Deanna: Who?
Panel 3 - Riker: Who?
Panel 4 - Bev: <exhales> Who? <cough>
Panel 5 - Jellico: My God, it's worse than I thought!
Panel 6 - End Credits
@captainjellico.bsky.socialSep 14, 2026, 8:43 PM

I hope my decendants are still producing JellicoTrek: The Next Generation in 2063 so they can make some topical First Contact memes :D

@captainjellico.bsky.socialSep 14, 2026, 8:41 PM

Glitch with the Universal Translator. (good catch)

@captainjellico.bsky.socialSep 14, 2026, 8:36 PM

According to my file manager, I've made 740 installments of #JelllicoTrek

That blows my mind.

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