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🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔

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Pro #democracy, #gay, #tech enthusiast #bro. Death to #facebook! #totk (and all things #zelda) and #kingdomhearts are my happy place. I'm inclined to #philosophy […]

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@josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gyOct 11, 2026, 11:34 PM

THEY SAY ME NO MARKET GOOD BUT ME MARKET GOOD!!

@josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gyOct 11, 2026, 11:33 PM

What's that? You think I'm crazy for grabbing a nice piping hot soup out of the microwave? That's because | use a genuine Arlene Brand® Bowl Cozy™ to keep these hands looking like a baby's bottom (it's a weird medical thing, they call me baby ass hands sometimes but I'm not mad about it). Get […]

@josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gyOct 11, 2026, 10:13 PM

The bill was literally $8. I could care less. But asking "how was this interest calculated?" returned the most *AMAZING* response from the Citi Bank representative: > As per Citi policy, to completely avoid interest charges, the full statement balance must be paid in full for two consecutive […]

@josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gyOct 11, 2026, 9:30 PM

I swear to god they're just one step away from printing tables of Lorem Ipsum next to rate and price fields.

@josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gyOct 11, 2026, 9:30 PM

You know, I used to think I was smart: there was a time, in my own life, when I had assessed that I was a smart (or smart enough) person. Then I tried to read my electric bill.

@josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gyOct 11, 2026, 5:37 PM

I haven’t found the gumption to tell my besty that I think manbuns are hot.

@josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gyOct 11, 2026, 2:48 AM

I already basically don’t leave the house. I left today for a family thing which was great but it was during a crazy glucose swing.

@josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gyOct 11, 2026, 2:47 AM

Oy vey. It’s only October and I’m starting to feel February depression. I hate it when it gets dark.

@josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gyOct 10, 2026, 11:35 PM

Took family to a nice seafood dinner. I know Pittsburgh isn’t on the ocean but we do have Wholeys.

@jeremiahlee.comOct 10, 2026, 3:45 PMReposted by @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy

Clouds and shadow play in Tring, England

@josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gyOct 10, 2026, 4:10 AM

@wellborn.net What in the absolute holy fuck is he talking about?

@josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gyOct 10, 2026, 4:05 AM

@thefunnypages @faraiwe Ok all of these are great, but someone needs to help that woman in the lower left because she has a stick of lit dynamite on her desk?!?

@josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gyOct 10, 2026, 4:04 AM

Is your Claude more of a … you know, Claudislov or Claudette?

@essjax.m.essjax.com.ap.brid.gyOct 10, 2026, 3:01 AMReposted by @josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gy

The US president is giving another one of his awful speeches where he is talking about pillaging the earth again. "Mining is great! Coal is beautiful!" he says. "The democrats want us to mine less, and we won't mine less!" His aide leans in to assist. "Mine fewer" he says, in a stage whisper […]

@josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gyOct 9, 2026, 9:06 PM

Ok Google, find out how to not give a shit; I'm tired of giving a shit.

@josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gyOct 9, 2026, 3:03 AM

@projectgus But do they come in wood paneling reclaimed from a 1980’s Buick Skylark station wagon?

@josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gyOct 9, 2026, 1:47 AM

Bread kabobs and boom clicks.

@josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gyOct 9, 2026, 1:40 AM

Ma ma ma ma my Llorona

@josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gyOct 8, 2026, 11:07 PM

Ladies and gentlemen and Smizmars, this may be the best, most mainstream example of "eh fuck it, what could go wrong" vibe coding deployment-without-checking. Like I get it, they cater to a *huge* non-paying base so I've sort of no right to complain, but forget QAing or smoke testing, if they […]

@josh.hactivedirectory.com.ap.brid.gyOct 8, 2026, 11:05 PM

I just want to say that the testicle size of whomever final-approved the launch of the latest Plex appleTV and Apple ecosystem apps must have been almost impossible to measure.

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