Low Quality Facts (@lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy)

@lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 13, 2026, 4:02 AM

Obviously.

Any natural area where it rains at least once a year is designated as wetlands.

@lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 13, 2026, 1:28 AM

Update: I found my acid. I'm pretty sure this is a photograph of Buckingham Palace.

@lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 13, 2026, 12:57 AM

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Autumnal Wood Blanket. I'd love to tell you what's going on here, but unfortunately I forgot my acid at home.
https://collabs.shop/u8swmi

A woven tapestry blanket featuring a whimsical storybook castle surrounded by large flowers, starry clouds, butterflies, mushrooms, and a stylized sun with a face.

@lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 9:36 PM

I never would have guessed.

The K-pop group BTS is so popular in Saudi Arabia that television shows there play BTS music videos between segments instead of commercials.

@lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 8:33 PM

I can't wait.

"I created my
own little
character. He's a
toad that's
obsessed with
potatoes. Caling
him Potatoad.
It's guaranteed
to be the next
big thing."
-Barack Obama

@lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 8:07 PM

And yes, I know we can all point to Rudy Giuliani and say that man is a ghoul. Obviously. But it is still hard to put into words what exactly a ghoul is.

@lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 7:30 PM

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Ghoul Pin. No one knows what a ghoul is. Almost everyone has heard of ghouls. If I show people this pin and say it's a ghoul, no one will argue. But go ahead and ask someone to define the word "ghoul." Nobody knows.
https://collabs.shop/erhhqv

An enamel pin depicting a hunched, decaying green zombie in tattered dark robes, holding a bone.

@lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 4:51 PM

That blows my mind.

The Polish language has over 250,000 dialects, and they are so varied that most people in Poland are unable to communicate with their neighbors.

@lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 4:02 PM

And for anyone who doesn't know Fishy and Ruby, please allow me to introduce you to these two lovable goofballs. I'll take any reason I can get to post pictures of them.

Two cats lying on a textured white blanket on a bed. In the foreground, a grey cat with a white chest chest and bright green eyes looks forward. Behind it, a black-and-white tuxedo cat lies down, sticking the tiny tip of its tongue out.

@lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 3:30 PM

My wife and I read through the hundreds of comments wishing us a happy marriage.

1. You're all the best.
2. She loves how many of you know Fishy and Ruby.
3. Because some asked if we have a registry, feel free (but not obligated) to buy us a coffee. We love […]

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A man embraces a smiling woman from behind as they pose outdoors against a clear blue sky next to a stone marker.

@lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 12:32 PM

Good for her.

On her first day in prison, Martha Stewart beat up the largest inmate and declared herself to be the new sheriff in town.

@lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 3:24 AM

Hey, I got married! Thank you for all your congratulatory comments/well wishes. Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Death Grip Pin. It's symbolic of a happy marriage in many ways, if you deeply misunderstand everything about marriage.
https://collabs.shop/fzg3xw

An enamel pin featuring a skeletal hand holding a red anatomical human heart with gold outline details, set against a plain light gray background.

@lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 9, 2026, 5:49 PM

Getting married to this gorgeous girl tomorrow, so I'll see you folks later.

A man with short brown hair and a beard, wearing a light-colored button-down shirt and grey pants, stands next to a smiling woman with long brown hair wearing a white long-sleeved shirt and black pants, both holding wine glasses in a rustic room with exposed wooden beams.

@lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 9, 2026, 4:18 PM

I'm gonna become a fortune teller and have a whole deck of nothing but pizza tarot cards. People will line up for miles to hear their fortune. I'll be rich.

@lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 9, 2026, 3:48 PM

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Pizza Tarot Card Pin. It's the future you crave, and the one you can easily have if you order a pizza.
https://collabs.shop/xfoyjw

An enamel pin styled like a tarot card against a white background. The card features a dark blue night sky with stars, an arm emerging from a cloud to hold a slice of pepperoni pizza, and leafy vines along the bottom. A banner at the base reads "PIZZA".

@lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 9, 2026, 12:19 PM

Elon is the worst.

Elon Musk and Grimes named their child X AE A-12, which is pronounced "Todd'".

@lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 8, 2026, 10:24 PM

Someone asked me what the zombie is made of. Rotting flesh, obviously.

@lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 8, 2026, 9:52 PM

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Stabbed Zombie Pen/Pencil Holder. His brain is intact, so you're not killing him by shoving your pencil through his chest. You're just being a dick.
https://collabs.shop/p82l4c

A zombie figurine lying on its back in a tattered suit, with a green pencil sticking straight up out of its chest.

@lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 8, 2026, 8:32 PM

This is one of the most wholesome comics we've made.

1 Guy with dog, putting up "beware of dog" sign on fence.
2) dog: I think it's a bit too aggressive.
3) man rips sign at "be/ware)
4) writes A on fence so it says "Be Aware of dog". Dog is smiling.

@lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 8, 2026, 7:20 PM

I'd watch it.