I’m forty today. Show me your faces.

(on my deathbed, releasing the tension from my tired bones and letting the last waves of awareness pass through me and leave beyond me) at least i...always dismissed things. (coughing softly) and was above them

they knew what they were getting themselves into when they signed up at the Rivals desk

As you can see (ought to have posted this myself really) we programmed a horror movie narrative into our injury/trauma results as determined by which archetype you’re playing

Dead Channel marked my first foray into coming up with custom hit point tracks and death moves for every character. It's rather neat

Shit that kind of works

no he’s billy

One must imagine etc

hey, new meat clowns just dropped

Toughpad was the first step in a career I never took any further steps in - a brave new frontier of gonzo tech reportage which a) I was not remotely equipped to handle and b) probably peaked in this, its first outing. But I'm very proud of it. And I stand by the sex piss remark

this is how we're doing XP/advancement in Salt! It's fun to have a mix of undesirable and desirable outcomes on there, to keep things interesting

Nice! What game did you adapt?

Let’s see how the midterms pan out

Probably my favourite intro I've written yet

3 if we're going by Christmas Carol rules, but maybe it's a body-mass thing, so you'd need more ferrets overall. Or themed ferrets. Plus do we include the haunted children from the Dickens original? How many ferrets is a child named Want? Much to think about

A second attempt fares slightly better, but does conjure up the image of a "one-foot relaxing game" which I DO offer but not in public and certainly not with families around