Ah really! It sounded so genuinely Norwegian that I was totally taken in! Chapeau to the satirist…..

Midge on the River Kwai.

So Reform UK ‘small boats’ policy is now to kill unarmed men, women and children in mid-Channel and shrug their shoulders at this ‘collateral damage’? Jenrick is becoming more insane by the week - his family urgently need to intervene….

Boy, oh boy! Bessent is going to be boiled alive after the mid-terms…. 🤞

It is impossible to believe that anyone with an even vaguely functioning brain cortex could still approve of Trump and his actions and statements. Either these people are intrinsically evil, or they are just stupid.

This is just delusional. I expected better of Sunak who, although a weak and ineffective PM, appeared at least to be relatively sane, unlike his two predecessors.

This act is unfathomably treacherous even by Trump’s abysmal standards. Proper bona fide countries need to tell him so in no uncertain terms.

Oooohh! Nigel is NOT going to like that line of attack……

Trump is a Russian asset and he’s obeying orders from the Kremlin.

As far as we Europeans are concerned, the US is now an enemy nation.

This is satire, right? Oh!

As a happy resident of the LibDem Republic of South-West London, I’m not sure I would endorse the word ‘beige’, but otherwise ‘like’. 😁

Maybe this says more about people that shop at Aldi than it does about the LibDems? Just a thought……

If I didn’t know he was teetotal, I’d bet anything that he was drunk!

This is of course a good result for the UK, but the Americans don’t seem to realise that it looks like they’re running away….. testosterone injections all round, please!

The Tories just want to make people suffer, at home and abroad. That’s what excites them and drives them on. They are the ‘Nasty Party’ and they will never change.

I was born in England, as were both my parents. Three out of four grandparents were not, however - one born in Scotland and two in Italy. So I’m not English? How does that work?

A religious fanatic in charge of the Pentagon….. what could possibly go wrong?

And what’s he doing talking to that right wing lying cesspit that is GB News?

Is Hogsbreath having a very public mental breakdown??