Thanks, Melissa. I loved that night.

Thanks very much, David

I’m afraid so.

That’s the title of my next poetry collection.

I do get to read poems in some half-decent places. Thanks, Norwich, for a fantastic evening at the magnificent St Andrew’s Hall. Tonight it’s Colchester (sold out). Next week, it’s Loughborough (sold out), Manchester & Ulverston, then Kidderminster, Glasgow, Aberdeen & Stirling the week after that.

Thanks, Bob

Thanks, Tom. That’s really good of you.

Cheers, Nobby

Thanks. I’ll mention that to the people who tell me where to go.

Great to meet you last night, Fifi. Thanks so much for coming along.

You should go and see Rachel. She's very good, but also, the balls it takes to do a post like this - in a climate where comedians are encouraged to post nothing but wins, forever - merits your attendance on its own.

Thanks to everyone who came to see me in Ilkley and Malton over the last couple of days. Excited to have a kitten come along to last night’s show, too. Next up … 7th: CROYDON Fairfield Ashcroft Theatre 8th: DEAL Astor Theatre *sold out* 9th: NORWICH The Halls 10th: COLCHESTER Arts Centre *sold out*

That’s exciting - Florence Park is just around the corner from me. (I didn’t write these out myself, honest)

Thank you so much for coming along. The bookshop was Morten’s Booksellers. They’re based in Manchester.

I look forward to that.