@porksodaenthusiast.bsky.social
Give me all your local pork sodas, so I can feel just fine. (electronic) Musician first, shitposter second, bodega enthusiast third
https://linktr.ee/SchlesTheMononym For links to music that is electronic and involves heavy usage of "synthesizers"
@porksodaenthusiast.bsky.socialWhat is the floor
@rbreich.bsky.socialReposted by @porksodaenthusiast.bsky.socialIt’s bad enough that Gavin Newsom opposes California’s Prop 40. But he also supports Prop 42, a billionaire-backed poison pill that would cancel out Prop 40 entirely and make it impossible to enact future wealth taxes. It’s clear whose side he’s on. Remember this in 2028.
@porksodaenthusiast.bsky.socialThe universe will start fixing their problems when Phish finally plays Brother again
@grapenutsrobot.graphicsReposted by @porksodaenthusiast.bsky.social
@porksodaenthusiast.bsky.socialI could make a killing selling bridges with these type of investors
@porksodaenthusiast.bsky.socialsupport your local pork soda stocked bodega
@porksodaenthusiast.bsky.socialthe best sf dating scene line you could ever possibly give is to say that you do not work for a tech company. boom now it's much easier to find dates
@porksodaenthusiast.bsky.socialAriel Pink was banned from the local bodega for running up his mouth, he's been on a slippery slope to hell ever since
@porksodaenthusiast.bsky.socialthere's correlation between putting AI in everything and the complete inability to sense tact
@porksodaenthusiast.bsky.socialif peter gabriel were around today he would've called it "twerk the monkey" instead of "shock the monkey" since shocking an animal beyond their consent is cancelable in this day and age
@porksodaenthusiast.bsky.socialhad just the right amount of pork soda for that Sleep concert tonight
@juliettewade.comReposted by @porksodaenthusiast.bsky.socialWage theft is the biggest form of theft. And because employers force their employees onto poverty assistance, it's also a theft of your tax money.
The robber barons love it when you blame the people they decided to rob.
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@porksodaenthusiast.bsky.socialstuck pondering the souffles yet again today. how does it work like that
@porksodaenthusiast.bsky.socialtoo much work not enough time for pork soda these days, damn the tariffs!!!
@porksodaenthusiast.bsky.socialRoko's basilisk is not as likely as humanity going extinct because we will rely too much on AI to teach us how to do basic things like eating and fucking and eventually the AI will stop working or cease to function and we'll all be left drooling and frothing at the mouth.
@ztul.bsky.socialReposted by @porksodaenthusiast.bsky.socialthe best part of the internet is about ten years ago we got really up in arms about truth in media and so on and so forth and we have nicely corralled that impulse into "constantly sharing screenshots of random social media accounts that adopt the tone of news sources with no context or verification
@fraying.bsky.socialReposted by @porksodaenthusiast.bsky.socialYes, we need legislation to combat the real harms of AI right now. But those real harms are not Terminators, they’re teenagers victimized by nudify apps. They’re neighbors of data centers suffering from noise and pollution. They’re all of us at risk of being fired and losing our healthcare!
@porksodaenthusiast.bsky.socialmy penis: AI is getting there
@porksodaenthusiast.bsky.socialI might get shit for this but I'm gonna say it: I wish 9/11 never happened. Don't hate me it's just a take
@lordpiss.bsky.socialReposted by @porksodaenthusiast.bsky.socialidk why do 60 year olds with erectile dysfunction like reading the same article over and over
