hey do u wanna do an RP where i turn you into my red salvation army bucket and have you collect loose change from ppl with me in front of the walmart

also mexicans when you disrespect DBZ

BREAKING: A promotional 'DIGGER' OUYA controller will be released in stores to promote Tom Cruise's latest film. "How would we describe this? It's basically AWESOME." said an OUYA representative

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

why is my hotel room soap bar trying to flirt with me

its perfectly funny on its own to the point no one can add to it in a satisfactory way. that's rare and should be cherished

this story is awesome because everyone involved in it comes out looking stupid as fuck. she posted about how they gave her the Pretty Woman treatment and called her a broke bitch and they responded to say the bird wasn't for sale and she responded with a picture of the bird's price tag

didn't affect me much thankfully :)

cats when you close the door to use the bathroom

Need everyone to see this

or a slug that throws its own shit if your trainer forgets to feed you

uh oh! hurricane!

Peter Browngardt, the creator of Uncle Grandpa and writer/director of The Day the Earth Blew Up has a new post worth sharing here since he doesn’t have a Bluesky account:

man i never really got why they made this fight so difficult :/