It hit too close to home for me.

They pair great with the "You shouldn't like the thing you like" articles.

Next they're gonna tell us we're supposed to open the ketchup bottle from the bottom!

I love the "You're Doing It Wrong" genre of articles. I collect them.

That’s cause I’m awesome. 😎

Since season 15 of Chicago Fire is about to kick off, here's a throwback photo I took from 2015...

For my novels, I wrote them all by hand too. I wanted a record of where my thoughts went in case I self-edited. Then when I'd type it into the word file, that would be my first rewrite so to speak.

I remember there was a voicemail recording of a guy losing his shit on the Final Draft help line. That guy wasn't me... but could have been. 😀

Writers today have no idea what it was like before auto-save.

But like Mick Jagger, I still got it.

I’m worried that Digger not doing well is going to affect my Dig Dug adaptation.

No industry? I work in Holllywood.

And the Emmy goes to... Clayne Scrib, When Bluebirds Soar!

When people ask what the height of Peak TV was like, I'm gonna say that I would see a headline like "GNARLED starring Ella DeRube renewed for Season 3 on the WeBe network" and I wouldn't have heard of the show, the actor, or the network. And this was every day.

If there's a really good actor you've seen in a bunch of other shows playing a small, benign part in the beginning of an episode, he's the one who killed her.

This finally makes sense.

Is it directed by Wes Anderson?

When Season 2 premiered of Chicago Fire and we had started shooting Season 1 of Chicago PD. 😀

I’m hoping Twin Peaks: The Revival is number one. Got a light?