yes!! i simply must! 🖨️

it was, inexplicably, what appeared to be a programming block on the syfy channel that was just a series of clips from The Rock in no particular order played on repeat

my greatest conspiracy is that ellie is exclusively twinks and by god they have moves

i’m at the lesbian sports bar two hours before the liberty game. i have secured a perfect table. they’re playing clips from a nic cage movie on every tv. my cocktail has a tiny spoonful of seasonal house jam in it. it literally cannot get any better than this

sometimes you get a push alert that feels designed in a lab to send someone from 2014 into cardiac arrest

they'll be packing me into a padded cell while i scream about how autocorrect used to be good

buddy, they won't even let me fork it

there is another store in my neighborhood where that the is the price of a single roll of paper towels

i would spontaneously combust

listen i’m all for recreational cannabis but 60mg??? at the grocery store???next to the kombucha???

my grocery store now sells a 60mg thc seltzer next to the kombucha

i get into this in the article but the tldr is that plant based is more prone to contamination (esp when concentrated). they all were pea protein, likely from china (dominant exporter) and i’ve since heard from a source that many pea fields there have higher levels of heavy metal contamination

i fear my Three Houses playtime is something like 400+ hours lol

recovering from sinus surgery the way god intended, by which i mean catching up on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives until the new Fire Emblem game drops

it really was

huge news for guys named brent

straight to the sidewalk in front of Do or Dive for you