Today's mission is to find out where I hid all the winter clothes from myself. Like, they are quite bulky. There are limited options. And yet.

I love it when privately-educated people just blithely announce to you that "I didn't grow up wealthy, my parents just made sacrifices" like, ok m8, what sacrifices were my parents supposed to make? How much can you really get for a pre-owned burgundy Renault 19?

You know what, ChoiceScript? Fuck you. Maybe it's illegal for your mum to fall into an *else statement.

A recent survey has found that the top employers of autistic people are the IT and retail industries – closely followed by beloved superhero team the X-Men.

The Strangers is a fantastic novel (memoir? something else?) and reviewing it was both a challenge and a pleasure.

If you think you can tell how fit someone is by their appearance, you might spend an instructive ten minutes watching a charity run go by.

The idea is like grass. It craves light, likes crowds, thrives on crossbreeding, grows better for being stepped on.

OK hear me out. A "human made" badge that can only be gained by completing half an hour of work under exam conditions to demonstrate you are capable of this work without the help of AI. Invigilated by four volunteer peers. And the badge is a number that you look up on a website to prove it's legit.

I do not believe that A) a 50 mins AI ep of Doctor Who could be generated containing anything approaching a story and B) anyone would sit through it, let along describe it as 'pretty good', so I'd love to know what the real story is here.

We're sitting at 700 sales and 36 reviews. I JUST NEED 14 OF THOSE BUYERS TO LEAVE A REVIEW SO IT CAN REACH "VERY POSITIVE"

Best one yet.

Well you know, the thing is...

Ah, apparently I have Suella Braverman to thank for that little piece of nastiness.

Family wedding. 99.9% lovely wedding. 0.01% being told by a cousin I basically grew up with that I am not English because my father wasn't born in the UK (he was Turkish-Cypriot). 👍

Absolutely delighted to learn this and will be putting in my project immediately!

Apropos of nothing, 'omoba' is a non-gendered Yoruba word for the child of a monarch. Literally, "child of the monarch" Omo = child (non-gendered) Ba = short for 'oba', which means 'king'

Welcome to your 40s! Time to play "Is It the Menopause?"

Can anyone think of a reason to create this that *isn't* about taking jobs from actors? The best I've come up with is 'because we can'. Time for a new luddite revolution.