It’s beautiful!

*running into God* oh, hey… You…

Only the smartest and coolest people bought them 🤷🏻‍♂️

I don’t think it was popular enough to ever get reprinted. You will have to mend it, preferably with the finest silks from the most distant shores.

She’s clearly doing something right, and deserves treats.

All you know for sure is A: Tali barked at the kids B: the kids did NOT murder you So, if you look at the facts,

Miyamoto wanted the original famicom to squirt water at the player. While they were playing, and also at all other times.

“Their species is called Stickerians. Their planet is called Planet Stickers”

Didn’t realize they gave him a last name too

More grocery

Ohhhhh. Cone.

Hey Weird, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, “Marvin” Al?

Oh! That’s good, then.

You don’t really see people walking around, bent over, peering through a big magnifying glass at clues anymore these days.

I really can’t reconcile “people who think these things are a good idea” with “the reality I thought I was living in”

I'm sorry but I invented Waziggy, a mean Ziggy who likes bad things and is rude. I invented him but I cannot control him, and I am afraid of him.

Gangnam! Gangnam, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Style. You know that new sound you're looking for? Listen to this!

Nothing gold can stay.

The early days of the internet truly were a different time. Chatrooms; personal websites; creatures called Digimon, born from data, who became our dear friends and cherished companions; ebaum’s world

They have a whole room here where you can watch your fingers and your hands get crushed up by gears