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chelsea g. summers

@chelseagsummers.bsky.social

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I like to write about terrible men, horrible things, and unlikeable women. Somehow my book is a bestseller. Repped by Kent D. Wolf at Neon Literary.

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@tomandlorenzo.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 2:10 PMReposted by @chelseagsummers.bsky.social

The distance between illegal government raids against opposition party members and planting evidence against them is about a centimeter

@leftistwonk.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 1:47 PMReposted by @chelseagsummers.bsky.social

I do just want to note as everybody appropriately freaks out about this that Democrats have consistently abandoned Omar as she has faced slander, bigotry, and threats to her life.

@chelseagsummers.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 8:07 PM

Based solely upon this incandescently glowing rec, I watched SPEED RACER, and it did not disappoint. Like double-fisting blotter acid and Skittles while immersed in a hydromatic, systematic, hyper-chromatic wet dream. (Also I would happily live in the Racer house.)

@chelseagsummers.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 2:00 PM

I don't know why you've waited to read @boneysoups.bsky.social's deliciously bloody RED SACRAMENT, but the ebook is currently under $3. I mean, that's less than one-third of a banana, Michael.

@oxmounter.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 3:42 PMReposted by @chelseagsummers.bsky.social

Ruin a book by adding a word. Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Thatcher

@chelseagsummers.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 9:18 PM

Wait until I can tell my Michael Chertoff story.

@leavittalone.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 8:48 PMReposted by @chelseagsummers.bsky.social

Like this was a week ago they're all gone now bsky.app/profile/leav...

@chelseagsummers.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 9:05 PM

Yeah, we spent a fair amount of time with him. Yalies, man. The worst.

@chelseagsummers.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 9:00 PM

He was the bff of one of my most terrible exes.

@chelseagsummers.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 5:36 PM

I stopped watching it during the OG airing after the third season, and a friend encouraged me to fill in the middle three seasons prior to the final, which I watched as it aired. And, you know, whatever. It's fine, I guess, but Don is a total butt.

@chelseagsummers.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 5:10 PM

Yeah, the earlier seasons (pre-Don goes Lost Weekend) had a lot more of those moments. They're nice.

@chelseagsummers.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 5:04 PM

Yeah, I get that. My husband renamed Succession "Terrible People." That said, we often refer to unpleasant excess as "too much birthday."

@chelseagsummers.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 5:01 PM

I rewatched Mad Men. I was not the biggest fan when it originally aired and I'm even less a fan now. Yes, it was consistently visually stunning, there were great performances, and some visuals will live in my head forever. But also Don Draper is irretrievably boring and icky.

@mayor.nyc.govOct 9, 2026, 3:55 AMReposted by @chelseagsummers.bsky.social

I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.

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@macrogers.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 10:39 PMReposted by @chelseagsummers.bsky.social

Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.

TThe Onion@theonion.comOct 8, 2026, 10:37 PM

From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment

theonion.comDOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of EntertainmentWASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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@chelseagsummers.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 7:51 PM

I know just enough Swedish to determine that the Swedish subtitles are doing The Sopranos dirty.

@jentrification.comOct 8, 2026, 10:05 AMReposted by @chelseagsummers.bsky.social

$1000 grants for trans people of color. deadline Oct 31st

share.googleCall for Applications: Gender Reveal Grant - fundsforNGOsThe Gender Reveal Grant Program for 2026 is now open for applications, offering financial support for organizing and community projects led by trans people of color. This opportunity is provided by Ge...
@prisonculture.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 9:58 AMReposted by @chelseagsummers.bsky.social

If people read more Black feminists, they'd be better off.

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@chelseagsummers.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 7:46 AM

I don't know if you enjoy the spooky glamor of David Dastmalchian, but he interviews Amber Midthunder on Grave Conversations, his YouTube show.

@victoriascott.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 5:17 PMReposted by @chelseagsummers.bsky.social

holy fuck this absolutely rocks so hard

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