I was wondering who would get the merchandising license. 😐

And honestly what good is a joke our adversaries wouldn't understand?

I'm going with ArtsySmartsy. 🙃

California voters, you have likely gotten your ballot or will get it soon, so let me give you two very important lifehacks: 1) The sooner you turn in your ballot, the sooner campaigns will stop sending you annoying texts/calls asking if you’re planning to vote 2) vote for me if you’re in AD-72

But if we're low on padding I'd be willing to skip that. 🙃

I am laughing so hard!

The most important thing you can do to hold your government accountable is VOTE.

Just gonna guess they used AI

Even in dark times, democracy can renew itself. That’s the quiet power of voting: every election is a chance to refresh the system, correct course, and begin again.

Oh, I hope we aren’t contagious.🙃

I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president

Tomorrow, on October 1, the biggest transfer of wealth from the working class to the wealthy hits a critical milestone. Many of the provisions from the Big Ugly Bill will go into effect, harming hundreds of thousands of Michiganders in order to create tax cuts for the richest people in America.

To avoid getting shellacked in 35 days, Donald Trump will create a fake domestic crisis and invoke the Insurrection Act To avoid getting shellacked in 35 days, Donald Trump will create a fake domestic crisis and invoke the Insurrection Act To avoid getting shellacked in 35 days, Donald Trump will

I have a question. What did they think was going to happen?

"The Walking MAGA"

Baby elephants have had a suspiciously strong hold on the adorable-rescue market. Moose are making their move. So here’s your moose.

Thanks, I needed that.

Now I have a mental image of a popup at birth with something like "taking your first breath will signify agreement of the following terms and conditions." Followed by a long list of paragraphs in small print.