@lewmorton.bsky.socialThe eagles suck and ootball sucks What’s the game where they play shuffleboard on ice, maybe I’ll watch that shit
Lew Morton
@lewmorton.bsky.social
I am a TV comedy writer. B&B Do The Universe, VEEP, Silicon Valley, Futurama, NewsRadio, SNL, others too numerous (or not that good) to mention. Currently Beavis and Butt-Head series.
@lewmorton.bsky.social@lewmorton.bsky.socialBrooks can’t believe someone might be fucking their young assistant
@lewmorton.bsky.socialThis is the silliest mouth chart I have ever seen. It’s just a jaw going up and down!
@lewmorton.bsky.socialOh, so that's why everyone calls it super sweetener and super flavoring, got it
@lewmorton.bsky.socialThat's not the analogy he's drawing
@lewmorton.bsky.socialRelated: the official mouthchart for getting the lip-sync right for Old Beavis's upside-down skeleton
@lewmorton.bsky.socialThey're stealing storylines from the new season of Beavis and Butthead, premiering on Comedy Central on October 14
@lewmorton.bsky.socialWow, that's a good one.
@lewmorton.bsky.socialThe most ridiculous anti-gay-marriage argument was Ross Douthat's, which was that gay marriage might lead to more heterosexuals having premarital sex.
@toonhive.bsky.socialReposted by @lewmorton.bsky.socialOfficial trailer for ‘Mike Judge’s Beavis and Butt-Head’ Season 4. Premiering on Comedy Central on October 14th at 10:30PM EST.
@lewmorton.bsky.socialWorst episodes of Two Minutes Of Hate are the ones that are like 1:40 of Emmanuel Goldstein’s backstory
@lewmorton.bsky.socialThis is the plot of 1984
@lewmorton.bsky.socialMy best friend’s mother took us to see Alien in the theater when we were eight
@lewmorton.bsky.socialHey guys, I got on tv
@lewmorton.bsky.socialThis is the best one you’ve ever done.
@tomsmithcartoon.bsky.socialReposted by @lewmorton.bsky.socialNew season of Beavis and Butt-Head October 14th!
@lewmorton.bsky.socialAlex, you appear to be a moral degenerate.
@lewmorton.bsky.socialThe good news is he got into Cornell
@lewmorton.bsky.socialfuck off