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Comedian, TV Writer, Voice Actor. (he/him) #TotalDrama #TheSnoopyShow #6teen #ScaredySquirrel ++ REP: The Characters, Toronto. #GoSensGo LOUD ALLY🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@standupmonkey.bsky.social Pinned@standupmonkey.bsky.socialThe Jets are in a bad spot and I feel for them. Hellebuyck is being an ass. Being suspended is what he deserves. Fully support this move from the Jets!
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@standupmonkey.bsky.socialThis is what the Republicans WISH the midterms were about. Thankfully a large majority of Americans support trans rights. Even when discussing sports, the most divisive of the issues, a small majority are still against trans discrimination. It will not be a real issue for voters.
@standupmonkey.bsky.socialThat racist man announced he was looking to party and then seemed completely surprised when his first guest arrived. 🤣🤣🤣
@standupmonkey.bsky.socialYup. My kid is pretty darn good.
#TIFF2026 #Purgatory
@muellershewrote.comReposted by @standupmonkey.bsky.socialPerspective.
@standupmonkey.bsky.socialNot everyone browns the butter when making chocolate chip cookies because some people are incapable of love.
#brownedbutter
@standupmonkey.bsky.socialRFK Jr. is recommending Americans eat cubes of dehydrated horse semen as a way to fight off regular horse semen. Okay. that's not true. It's actually a news story about a massive tofu recall, but admit it, you weren't 100% sure I was lying. And that's where we are...
@standupmonkey.bsky.socialAs the list of recalled foods in the US gets longer every single day… “It’s 2026 and eating ass is safer than eating blueberries.” - Dan Savage 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@standupmonkey.bsky.socialLove that she still wears her dad’s denim shirt as a Moomoo.
@standupmonkey.bsky.socialI saw this on 60 Minutes. That poor mouse.
@standupmonkey.bsky.socialI love this drawing. ❤️ Thank you for sharing your art with us @iris-sakura.bsky.social
@standupmonkey.bsky.socialWas it Epstein’s jet?
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@standupmonkey.bsky.socialSomeone you know and love: your mom, your wife, your friends, your daughters, YOURSELF... is going to go through this and less than 30% of doctors are educated on menopause (WTF😳). Listen to them now - then go thank Alie Ward for being awesome.
#menopause @ologies.bsky.social
@standupmonkey.bsky.socialBeen screaming this for two weeks. It feels like we need proof of life from the Democratic Party just as badly as Mitch McConnell.
@standupmonkey.bsky.social6teen? Never heard of it. 🤣👍🏼
@standupmonkey.bsky.socialThank you @pintogamesbr.bsky.social for donating to the tcpipeline.org 🏳️🌈❤️🏳️⚧️ and to the lovely Caitlynne Medrek for jumping in to help answer your questions. #translivesmatter #voiceactor #totaldramaisland #womenenpowerment
@standupmonkey.bsky.socialYakemchuk has a long way to go before he could be considered a better defensive option than Spence going into next season.
@standupmonkey.bsky.socialDid people think this wasn't coming? Republicans know the MAGA numbers are dropping day by day. Did anyone think they were just going to let the midterms see them lose control of the House and Senate when there's still $$$ to steal???
