See you there!

'fraid not, well at least no plans for the foreseeable future.

My tour rider asks for the venue's crew to put a step ladder onstage and decorate as they see fit. Clive at Oxford engineered it so I did not see this freaky fucking thing until I walked onstage to start the show. Whole show spent feeling I should be looking over my shoulder. Salut!

Looking forward to seeimg the lovely Michael Cumming!

Aw fuck Ronnie Golden has died. He was part of the circuits DNA, a musical wonder and a gem of a man. He will be hugely missed. Rest in peace and quiet.

My tour rider is water and coffee AND a request that the stage be dressed with a step ladder decorated by the tech crew in any way they see fit. Hats off to Leeds City Varieties tech. Salut x

I have a fairly dull tour ride, namely coffee and water. The one thing of note is I ask the venue put a step ladder on stage and decorate it. Hats off to Leeds City Varieties for their work.

Beautifully deployed!

Marsden, where the moor’s rain comes to stay. Loved it.

”And in other news Jim Ratcliffe still an unutterable twat”

I might put that on a poster. Thanks for coming along x

Righto. Will do my best x

Morning Durham, we had a night over at Redhills! Off to Marsden this afternoon for a gig at the Mechanics xx

Gawd bless yer guv’nor x

Oh I see, a dealers coach trip to the seaside…?…

Worst Antony Gormley installation ever!

I mean...yeah...4-1

Bless ya and salute!

I feel like that certainly.