Bruce Kluger
@bruciek.bsky.social
Writer
Although he keeps losing in court, the American president remains obsessed with putting his name on things, particularly where it doesn’t belong.
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth ordered military commanders to nominate only the fittest and most impeccably groomed service members to attend today’s important “State of the Forces” address. Guess that's why they call it “the selective service.”
With the Fed raising interest rates and Wall Street unpredictable, it’s a good thing we have that bonus check coming, right? Right??
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I went back this morning and took a look. It’s a nail!
Um, I directed her to do that. It was a …metaphor!
Just when you thought things couldn't get worse, now comes a bombshell from the U.S. Department of Agriculture: We're running out of cows.
Ask any pundit about the rocketing gas prices, and you’ll get a wonky lecture on economics designed to put you to sleep. But we all know the real reason for the soaring costs, don’t we?
When the nation's baby king talks about making America great again, the question remains: weren't the Great Lakes already great without his meddling?
When the nation's baby king talks about making America great again, the question remains: weren't the Great Lakes already great without his meddling?
For a president who wanted to make history during his time in office, Donald Trump scored big last week with a startling announcement from the U.S. Treasury.
