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@jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy

High Weirdness accelerationist
Known hummus supporter
Infowarrior
Together, we can win the War on Bikes.

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@jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 3:39 AM

I went to McDonald’s and got their Monopoly game pieces, and this game sucks. Instead of collecting little slips of paper, you now get a code to type in to an app. If that wasn’t bad enough, now each purchase only gives you one game piece instead of two. And if that wasn’t bad enough, when you […]

@jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 3:12 AM

Fucking hell ! He’s bounced it again!

@jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 3:11 AM

Jesus.
Stop throwing it down!.
#mlb

@jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 12:18 AM

Let's go Brewers! #nlcs #mlb

@jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 11, 2026, 9:26 AM

Day 11 of #occultober

Another marginal item, and one that’s even less occult and divinatory. The Oblique Strategies by Brian Eno and Peter Schmidt. 106 cards each containing a single suggestion for helping you get unstuck in your creative endeavor.

I learned […]

[Original post on sfba.social]

Image of an opened "Oblique Strategies" box by Brian Eno and Peter Schmidt, displaying a card describing the contents as "Over one hundred worthwhile dilemmas." The box is maroon with embossed lettering. The card mentions it's a sixth revised edition. This is 369 of 500

Are there sections? Consider transitions

@jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 11, 2026, 2:18 AM

Watching “I Dream of Jeanie” for the first time since junior high, and I noticed something. Like unnoticed it then too, but didn’t think how word it was until now. Healey is an army astronaut, something that wouldn’t happen until 1978 when Robert Stewart was selected for the shuttle program […]

@jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 10, 2026, 10:55 PM

People are still boosting RBG in the 2026? She’s why it’s 6-3 you dumb shits.

@elettrona.poliversity.it.ap.brid.gy Oct 10, 2026, 7:51 PMReposted by @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy

Fortunately someone is talking about smart glasses and blind people, in mainstream media. This matter must be taken seriously. Today I quoted someone who said "no one worries so much of camera equipped phones" but about glasses, there is a huge difference: glasses can be kept always on, with […]

@jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 10, 2026, 9:51 PM

Yup. That’s exactly how Lanterns ended.

https://youtu.be/DtOOpiIsdCQ?is=Gd1K6yGRbEUkxHCi

@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 7:09 PMReposted by @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy

four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better

@paninid.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy Oct 10, 2026, 5:10 PMReposted by @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy

Be aware.

@maverick1966.app.leafplaza.eu Oct 10, 2026, 10:19 AMReposted by @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy

FINALLY!!!

After #BMV rejected the German fascist party AfD, #Tesla stepped in and proudly delivered the new East German #cybertruck! What a beauty she is … 🤪🇩🇪🖕🏾

@aj.gts.sadauskas.id.au.ap.brid.gy Oct 10, 2026, 10:21 AMReposted by @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy

This is farked. Voice actors now have to compete against AI reproductions of their own voices. And because they often don't hold the copyright to the ads of TV shows they work on, there's basically no recourse: "Jacqui Duncan has voiced more than 5000 commercials for Australian radio and […]

@jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 10, 2026, 7:06 AM

Cartoon of a guy watching his social media post notifications. He thinks, “Oh man… This doin numbers”

The numbers: 2 retweets. 3 likes

@virtualbri.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy Oct 10, 2026, 6:34 AMReposted by @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy

No one is so talented that you should have to put up with them being a dick.

@jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 10, 2026, 6:31 AM

Wife: I learned all about sunscreen and skins cancer tonight. It’s really important. See? You didn’t grow up with that. What level of sunscreen did you grow up with? Thirty?

Me: Uhh… four?

Wife: Four!?!?!?

Me: I remember seeing as low SPF 1/2.

Wife: WHAT?!?!? […]

[Original post on sfba.social]

Bottle of Coppertone from the 1980s.

SPF 4 “moderate protection sunscreen”

@jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 10, 2026, 6:08 AM

Day 10 of #occultober

I’m rapidly running out of things, particularly of the divinatory nature. So allow me these next two.

The Magic 8 Ball. Is this a joke? Yes, but also no.

Growing up in Southern Illinois there are a lot of Pentecostals and the like. For […]

[Original post on sfba.social]

@jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 10, 2026, 5:55 AM

The Blue Dog: October. Loss of one of the senses. Weltschmerz. Unnatural vice. Disorders of the knee. Diseases of the younger. Disturbances. Miscarriage of a child. An accident in a garage. Dementia. Fraud. A quarrel. Wispiness The Burning Head: Sunday. Bafflement. Loss of saliva. A forged deed […]

@paninid.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy Oct 9, 2026, 11:26 PMReposted by @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy

We told everyone online, 'Let your freak flag fly.'

The first guy to salute names his kids like Wi-Fi passwords.

There should have been caveats, disclaimers, and an income cap.

We meant the ukulele guy.

#comedy

@jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 9, 2026, 11:25 PM

14yo: They revoke your citizenship if you were a nazi, right? Me: The actually denaturalize you for lying on the application, and the one of of the questions asks if you were a member of the nazi party. 14yo: And if you say yes, you wouldn't get it? Me: No. There's a follow up question. How […]

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