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Clark!

@clarklebee.bsky.social

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Disconcertingly lifelike.

https://www.tcj.com/author/clark-burscough/

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@clarklebee.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 12:39 PM

Rest, good bunny, rest!!

@clarklebee.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 7:50 PM

It’s never really indicated whether the in-fiction Stab series also includes the bits where someone got blasted right in the forehead, seeing as the original trilogy is based on what happened in Woodsboro.

@clarklebee.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 7:48 PM

I get that the knife imagery makes for a more compelling design brief, but the number of people in the Scream series who get merked simply by being shot right in the middle of the dome should probably be indicated on the packaging somewhere.

@clarklebee.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 3:40 PM

I keep forgetting I keep forgetting I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry

@clarklebee.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 3:10 PM

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@clarklebee.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 6:35 PM

I wouldn’t say it’s the best face in the business, but it’s in the top one.

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@clarklebee.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 4:06 PM

Driving straight into a wall at 400mph and feeling Proust's Madeleine exiting the back of my skull at the same velocity as my inner child claps.

@clarklebee.bsky.socialOct 5, 2026, 1:45 PM

The next 24 hours while waiting to play a podracing game for the first time in 25 years.

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@clarklebee.bsky.socialOct 4, 2026, 8:39 PM

I’ll be totally honest, I’d be in such a pissy mood if I was attending the screening at the start of Scream 2 - just the worst possible audience to watch a film with. Sit down, you jerks.

@clarklebee.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 4:23 PM

HUMBERSTOOOOOONE!!!

@clarklebee.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 4:14 PM

@tomhumberstone.com you’ve made me pivot my October plans to rewatch the Scream films *shakes fist*

@clarklebee.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 10:51 AM

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@clarklebee.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 9:08 AM

It’s the Cask of Amontillado, Gromit 😬

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@clarklebee.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 9:05 AM

🚨 🐧

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@clarklebee.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 8:46 AM

Cracking ✊✊

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@clarklebee.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 4:43 PM

Never ever regret buying model primer paints from their store and signing up to the mailing list during checkout.

@clarklebee.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 4:43 PM

Hell yes.

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@clarklebee.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 12:11 PM

Grub's up 🍽️

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