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E@elliottkalan.bsky.socialOct 4, 2026, 4:31 AM

Thank you!

E@elliottkalan.bsky.socialOct 4, 2026, 12:36 AM

Less than 25 minutes to showtime!

@flophousepodcast.comOct 3, 2026, 7:45 PMReposted by @elliottkalan.bsky.social

Tonight! Flop TV season 4, episode 2!
theflophouse.simpletix.com

E@elliottkalan.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 8:48 PM

Can't watch the show live? Your ticket gets you exclusive access to the show recording through the end of February!

E@elliottkalan.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 8:48 PM

TONIGHT! FlopTV streams live! 9 pm ET/6 pm PT! We three @flophousepodcast.com guys continue our journey through the worst Best Picture winners the THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH! Which I guess makes FlopTV THE GREATEST SHOW ABOUT THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH! Tickets at theflophouse.simpletix.com

E@elliottkalan.bsky.socialOct 1, 2026, 12:16 AM

Pete Hegseth clearly thinks he'll be running for president someday, when in reality he will clearly be running from international war crimes charges.

E@elliottkalan.bsky.socialSep 29, 2026, 8:28 PM

This comes up in Hitchcock biographies a bunch. It would be pointed out to him that this wasn't a real direction, and he'd basically say, "Yeah, but it sounds better." Though you could ALSO say it's fitting to have a non-existent direction as the title for a movie about a non-existent spy.

E@elliottkalan.bsky.socialSep 29, 2026, 12:15 AM

See, I'd have to go: 1) North By Northwest 2) El Sur 3) Up

E@elliottkalan.bsky.socialSep 28, 2026, 9:51 PM

Good point, but I couldn't keep double-dipping on UP!

E@elliottkalan.bsky.socialSep 22, 2026, 9:21 PM

If you file a health claim, you lose your insurance. Don't file a health claim, you lose your insurance. Greatest health system in the world.

E@elliottkalan.bsky.socialSep 21, 2026, 9:08 PM

Very possible! Portland audiences have always been good to us!

E@elliottkalan.bsky.socialSep 21, 2026, 9:07 PM

I'm sorry it was such a rough day, but I'm glad we could help you have a little fun!

E@elliottkalan.bsky.socialSep 20, 2026, 9:10 PM

The one-off stories he did about Nemo's daughter (including this one) are pretty fun. The main-line story kind of goes off the rails at certain points.

E@elliottkalan.bsky.socialSep 20, 2026, 9:04 PM

Thanks, Merlin!

E@elliottkalan.bsky.socialSep 20, 2026, 9:00 PM

Thanks to everyone who came out to our @flophousepodcast.com show in Louisville on Friday night! It was the highlight of the week! (Well...the second highlight AFTER seeing Iron Maiden on Thursday.) We hope to do more Flop House live shows in 2027 as we approach our 20th anniversary, so stay tuned!

E@elliottkalan.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 9:40 PM

Enjoy it!

E@elliottkalan.bsky.socialSep 10, 2026, 8:24 PM

Thanks, and I hope you enjoy it! BARBARIAN plus Kit Kat is a fantastic combination.

@comicbookyeti.comSep 7, 2026, 2:52 PMReposted by @elliottkalan.bsky.social

Finally getting caught up with video edits
@jimmygaspero.bsky.social's chat with @elliottkalan.bsky.social about comedy writing and Barbarian Behind Bars is up on the YouTube channel.

This one is, not surprisingly, hilarious.
youtu.be/hHF5-Nwn7BQ

Elliott Kalan interview
E@elliottkalan.bsky.socialSep 9, 2026, 4:53 PM

I was, for years, a supporter of the Kansas City Royals. However, under the guidance of my son, I have become an L.A. Dodgers fan. I still wish the Royals well, however!

E@elliottkalan.bsky.socialSep 5, 2026, 10:03 PM

This is now TONIGHT!

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