I need more money

Without a doubt

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

More people need to know about Margaret Hamilton, one of the giants of early space travel. Rest easy.

I'm more excited for Affinity, to be honest.

JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.

Does my bloody head in. This morning I was refused entry onto a bus because the driver was more interested in packing in as many able bodied people as he could before telling me there was no space.

Today I was given the absolute stink eye by a man in a wheelchair. My crime? I was already in the wheelchair space on the bus he wanted to get on. When it happens to me it’s annoying, but I wouldn’t dream of scowling at the occupant because it’s not their fault.

Never have I wanted to tell someone to shut the fuck up face to face so badly.

Happy spooky season!

🎶 Drove the airbase avenue, Had a plan to steal some diesel fuel, Steal some diesel fuel. Farmer copped us by surprise, Said we looked sus and forrin to her eyes, Forrin to her eyes. And Iran, they said Iran's to blame. In some stupid way. 🎶

Go home Unsplash, you're drunk.

Yep! She thinks she might have one too but is too scared to get herself checked out, the silly bugger.

Before mine was found it was one of my friends who kept joking that I had one.

It's been a while since I've seen this one so my guess is you're on an older bus.

Aw mate, that's well shite. I hope both sides of the scammers' pillow stay warm.