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I'm so glad they make pornography for geeks and gamers like me

Keep loving. Keep believing in love. Love honestly and selflessly and totally. Keep a soft grip on what you love, but hold onto it nonetheless. Circumstance and time will conspire, love will decay and bloom. Remember through it all that loving and being loved is why we do any of this.

hello??? police??????????

American Horror Story? No thanks! How about some American Helpful Story :)

Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière

Whoa! My gothabilly girlfriend got a VERY tasteful spiderweb neck tattoo! But the main reason I am writing tonight is that I have fallen down a flight of steep stairs and broken my ankle so sharply the bone is poking through the skin. I don't know who else to tell, because my family blocks my calls.

fuck no you're kidding me none at all really are you serious what the fuck

mondo walastik..!!!

I regret to inform you that Money for Girls: Amortized is a genuinely moving experience

That sucks. My town's poet laureate is constantly putting up a billboard of herself at this same intersection, always with the same photo.

Behold, a 3000 year old Chinese ceremonial bronze axe bearing a human face of which archeologists described as "fearsome and fierce".

Cuz sharing is caring, I found a github toolsite for planning out 'height difference' stuffs (link in reply)