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Yo yo!

Better than Brigand University again

You rn.

Been really feelin’ like Odysseus lately

If I end up in something even half as gay as these two look I’ll know I’ve peaked

If I had the confidence to stream rn we’d be doing darkest dungeon and I’d be making all my friends into my loyal subjects going to brave the horrors for me

THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE SCARED ME IN A DEEPLY SAD WAY. It wasn’t outwardly terrifying. It was the knowledge of knowing the thing you were best at wasn’t enough to stop something out of your control. The Rockbiter is someone I relate to a LOT nowadays.

Peak media though. Incredibly surreal and odd and very very cool just HARROWING to get through.

The Neverending Story. For something with such a whimsical name, there were at least six or seven instances that stuck with me for years. Artax in the swamp. The wolf. The concept of the Nothing. The giant sphinxes. God I’m happy Falcor existed. And somehow the book is WORSE!

Magic the gathering is the world’s quickest way to gain an irrational hatred of the colors blue or green.

Best they’ve got are a bag of arcane tricksters that found a wand of power word kill. They made MAGIC, one of the main draws and selling points of fantasy, BORING!!! And then the author is a horrid human being on top of that. Insane to me how anyone can back it anymore.

Still sitting on my hill that R*wling’s writing actually made me think wizards were the lamest thing on earth for over a decade before I really entrenched myself into better-written mages in other fantasy media. Don’t give bigots platforms. She can’t even write.

Skitters around

Moriarty on my TL...

Fire Emblem did NOT just put my ass back in the Lost Woods

So Fortune’s Weave is peak. True to life, everyone ignores all of Dietrich’s red flags because he’s a hot twink.