The first thing I noticed was the carved pumpkin. That is such a 'rye carved this pumpkin' face and I love it

One of these days I will include one of these artistic wonders in the many faces I wear

You'll be seeing more of me...

Ypu have shaved sides and sneeze or the gaurd falls off.

Having Monday mimosas because my ankle is broken, please ignore the cat

The will of the heart ❤️‍🔥

My partner accidentally shaved my head. After having a long braid for most my life, my coworkers and friends asked what happened that made me go bald. So far my favorite responses are: 1. I ripped the tag off a mattress 2. I didn't rinse, lather, repeat 3. Sex party gone wrong

So weird how I just happened to have it ready for the correct leg

I got my film back from iceland. this may be my fav. I love abusing my xpan's aspect ratio

She was once the top rooster in a flock with a rooster in it. Then she found motherhood. Now she just wants to raise her babies in peace and will stab anyone who gets close to them and everyone respects that

Depends on the hen, but younger is better for the chicks as they dont really understand what a mom is when you introduce them.

Drink iced coffee ✨PANIC ATTACK✨

I hope having someone even more unhinged than you take the reins lead to some unforgettable pride moments. This was the first time I have ever made it on to national television while doing 67 at a kid who then went onto to tell reporters I was the best part of the parade.