It’s not a mermaid. It’s a siren.

She clearly loves cuddling with me. It’s written all over her face

Hearing someone went out of their way or picked up a side gig just to see me really warms my heart and makes me feel so special. 🥰 Another great day at the office! 😘

We really know how to throw a party! 🫦

It’s beautiful day to menace the city. I’m like if the joker had triple D’s and a custom strap on.

I still can’t get over how beautiful these and you are. I’m so proud of you for doing this!

No idea. If I had a baby in Florida that’s exactly where I would put it.

Spent the weekend at a dance convention. I’m exhausted, but I feel amazing and my travel lights have never been better. The merch cracked me up. Can’t keep a good hoe down! Don’t I know it 🤭

One more FL bathroom pic for the road. Tbf. It’s the perfect baby size.

Much needed

Just when I think I could be monogamous. Gawd sends me a sign:

@ellaendowed.bsky.social and I made a huge mistake going into separate (presumably single) stall bathrooms. We could have reach a whole new level of intimacy. Missed opportunity.

When in Florida! No one tell them this design is suspiciously close to the trans flag. 🏳️‍⚧️

For a state so concerned with bathrooms Florida is certainly up to some weird stuff.

I’m sure if we put our heads together we can find a solution.

This will be the first post of yours I don’t heart.

You went too far this time. You seriously had me thinking you were some sort of elite player. Omfg… just the other night you said “I’m sure this round you’ll win. You’re due”. And I did and was all excited bc I never win against you. Bitch… you’re cut off from sniffs fr. 😭🤣😭 cheating ass hoe 😤

We look best with someone in between us 😏