England is a made up thing. It has no basis in the ineluctable laws of nature. Its extent is defined by Edward II getting his arse handed to him. Athelstan conquering York. The Welsh of Cumbria were incorporated, the Welsh of Gwynedd were not. It is a political idea, an aspiration - not taxonomy.

Don’t think Ocon was Alonso’s most acrimonious partnership with a team-mate who matched him, either.

For me, Ocon's had a great career. Matched some real heavy hitters in the same machinery. And I still think he's good enough to be on the grid over a handful of drivers. And in a risk-averse F1 landscape, I could understand not looking over your shoulder quite so much.

BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar

It wouldn't be worth it to read it out if it kept *prime* Ronaldo in your team.

The funny thing about the statement Cristiano Ronaldo released is that anyone who actually read it and has at least an ounce of literacy can tell you that it proved that all of theories about him running the team like it was his own personal show were true, but the media will not tell you about that

Especially both.

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

I await the first time a politician proposing some nuts new immigration restriction is asked what is otherwise the media’s favourite question: how are you going to pay for it??

Israel are not required to play behind closed doors, only on neutral grounds. Second game behind closed doors at Ireland's request.

Who said this?

And here to interview someone who nearly lost the win on the last lap is... Timo Glock

However, the people taking advantage of people’s lives going to shit and saying e.g. “you should blame that brown family”? You need to counter that because the rot has SET IN.

Have you added up his team-mates’ race numbers? 👀

Miami. And it's not even CLOSE. (I genuinely think Miami is underrated.)