Just to be clear: Will she be fighting for or against human trafficking?

I give her until November 4. At which point she'll be replaced with another blonde.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

You know what I'm doing RIGHT NOW? Me neither.

"I, for one, welcome our robotic overlords." I do wonder, though, if we'll see a slew of billionaires changing the names of their companies and products to comply with this. I totally expect OpenAI to become OpenSI, which will inadvertently boost sales for Sports Illustrated.

Dolly Parton could have been a billionaire. She chose instead to be a human being. Remember: There's no such thing as an ethical billionaire.

How can I be expected to go to work when I've got this going on, and also I can't find my wallet.

Feel free to share the wealth!

Could you call it "How to Feign Funds and Influence People"?

Mauritania is where it's at.

Nice selfie, Your Holeyness.

Ooh. This is a cool little game! I hit 4,150 feet, scored 415. (Ended with a deep cut.)

It's been a helluva long week, but at least I've got my car back from the shop.

Carbonara blocks me up no matter what time I eat it.

Taken today, October 3.

Still alive. Still two-armed. Still feel like I've been trampled by penguins in stilettos.

But seriously, if you're gonna get these, and you should, don't make any elaborate dinner plans. This is the absolute worst part of living alone.

I got both the flu and COVID vaccines this morning in the same shoulder and it's hitting me hard. At this point my greatest concern is that I will die BEFORE my arm falls off. (Losing an arm is on my bucket list.)

Now I'm imagining Editor Palpatine spitting out, "I will MAKE it grammatical!"