By all accounts, the Ukrainian train network is running pretty well, so maybe we should really be getting Zelensky to sort out the public transport.

That makes much more sense. Wonder what it’s for then.

Yeah, that’s what I can’t work out, what is it trying to achieve? What happens if you dial 222?

I mean, it’s a scam, right? It must be?

I’ll tell him that next time I see him

That’s…not Pat McFadden

Distinctly Ugandan theme at parkrun today, which we learn is the country’s independence day.

As high as 7th?

I found the trailer pretty off-putting as well, in that it told me absolutely nothing about the film other than Tom Cruise is in it.

The fall in temperature combined with Parliament’s weird heating leaves me once again asking why is our corridor nice and warm while our actual office is freezing?

First rule of approaching a journalist as a PR is know who you're pitching to - so no, thank you, I do not appreciate your release telling me London Marathon is the easiest marathon in the UK.

And then hurriedly tried to bring him back, in an entirely risible way, when they realised that was a mistake. Bafflingly bad writing.

God yes, the writers not only refusing to explain how he faked his own death (because they clearly hadn’t a clue), but also mocking the audience for trying to work it out was appalling.

Of course, it might need the Speaker to get over himself, but there we go

I wonder if it would be better if we moved to the Australian system of having a six-hour lock-in for journalists (and select others) to read the budget before it’s delivered, rather than having people give instant reactions.

A knife? Luxury! We 'ad to crush garlic with our bare 'ands!