I’ve measured out my life in (95) coffee spoons
@sarabkiesler.bsky.socialReposted by @95coffeespoons.bsky.socialThe kind of sports reporting I live for: "There's always next year. Unless we die."
Isabelle Minasian
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@sarabkiesler.bsky.socialReposted by @95coffeespoons.bsky.social@95coffeespoons.bsky.socialHumans are messy. We triumph and we fail and we spend way too much time focused on things that don’t matter. I spent most of this season trying to figure out what went wrong with the Seattle Mariners, and my best guess (short of insane conspiracy theories)? They were, simply, human.
@95coffeespoons.bsky.socialI’m so sorry to hear this, Brent. Thinking of you both, and am grateful you shared some of her story and photos with us.
@95coffeespoons.bsky.social[Sitting in a circle, dissecting Taylor Swift’s new release] Well, I know she didn’t write this one for Ichiro
@95coffeespoons.bsky.socialHe’s literally self-actualizing as we watch
@95coffeespoons.bsky.socialFour words was enough here, I think
@95coffeespoons.bsky.socialTwo rookies diverged in a Mariners dugout
@95coffeespoons.bsky.socialThis story from @davyandrewsdavy.bsky.social has everything: Wildly irresponsible wielding of wealth, class divides in a small town, a Willy Wonka metaphor that made me laugh out loud, and even more reasons to be appalled by the Angels. One of my favorite baseball pieces of the year.
@95coffeespoons.bsky.socialAmidst some of the most exciting and meaningful baseball in the Mariners’ history, Luis Castillo headlined two of my most joyful memories as a Seattle fan: His acquisition in 2022, when they (finally!) went all in; and this, his home debut, which felt like pure magic
youtu.beYankees vs. Mariners Game Highlights (8/9/22) | MLB HighlightsYouTube video by MLB
@95coffeespoons.bsky.socialIf we don’t have good vibes, damnit, what else do we have? Congratulations!!
@95coffeespoons.bsky.socialIt brings me no pleasure to report that Jimothy entered the Salmon Run at the Mariners game today and, of course, won. Truly nothing is sacred.
@95coffeespoons.bsky.socialThis year, I committed to watching Love Island for the first time, because I wanted to be able to understand and participate in the discourse. That same motivation inspired participation in my first mock draft. It was a real journey @lookoutlanding.bsky.social
lookoutlanding.com2026 MLB Mock Draft, Lookout Landing-styleA mock draft, Lookout Landing-style (it makes just as much sense as any of the rest of them)
@95coffeespoons.bsky.socialNow this is an elite pull
@95coffeespoons.bsky.socialBryan Woo setting a new record for most consecutive scoreless innings at T-Mobile Park on the night he hosted nine Seattle Children’s patients and families is magic ✨ (Photos from @ Mariners Instagram)
@95coffeespoons.bsky.socialBenny and eight of his fellow Seattle Children’s patients and their families are at the game tonight, and I genuinely cannot imagine better good luck charms
@95coffeespoons.bsky.socialThe last time the Mariners scored more than 3 runs was June 12, which was the same day Team USA won 4-1 (🤨👀). Since then, Belgium, Senegal, France, Morocco, Portugal, Spain, Japan, Netherlands, Canada, Switzerland, England, Norway, Sweden and Germany have all had matches where they’ve scored 4+
@95coffeespoons.bsky.socialOkay so what do I have to pay to see Nelson Cruz swing for the fences in Seattle again? I have no dependents and an increasingly-shrinking belief in the concept of retirement
@95coffeespoons.bsky.socialPriceless though, really
@95coffeespoons.bsky.socialHappy 10-year anniversary to this game, which features a team of players I’ll still be able to name when I’m 80 and Dave Sims at his absolute, most incandescently unhinged best.
youtube.comGreatest Comeback in Franchise HistoryYouTube video by Seattle Mariners
@95coffeespoons.bsky.socialPerfect people, perfect looking beverage, perfect giveaway jersey