@parasiteprotocol.bsky.social
β Horror Creator | Streamer | VA β Existential dread, mortal terror, and dick jokes. Β« β£β #DICCPics // β£πΌ #DICCClips Β» Banner: @pumpkinsynth.bsky.social PFP: @ninipuffynclover.bsky.social
@parasiteprotocol.bsky.socialWar is hell. Sascha's about to find that out first-hand. Fix bayonets. Steel your nerves. Listen for the whistle. There's no retreat, agents. Tonight, we're going go over the top with CONSCRIPT at 8 PM ET! The mud and blood of Verdun awaits...
@parasiteprotocol.bsky.social/// β¦γ π§ππ π£π₯π’π§π’ππ’π γπππππππ π’πππ ππππππππ, ππππππ.
/// ... πΈππππππππ£πππ πππππππππ...
/// ...π΄ π»πΈπ π΄!
@parasiteprotocol.bsky.socialβ!!β οΈ π±ππΎπ°π³π²π°ππ π°π½π½πΎππ½π²π΄πΌπ΄π½π: β οΈ!!β /// ...π΄ π»πΈπ π΄ @ πΌ:πΆπΆ πΏπΌ π΄π. What would you get if The Binding of Isaac and ULTRAKILL hooked up on the break room couch in the back of a Hot Topic? One helluva paper cut. Tonight, it's... PAPERHEAD!!!
@parasiteprotocol.bsky.social"Casual Friday" is not a valid excuse to be lacking in our adherence to standard containment procedures. Itβs ALSO not a valid excuse to be lacking in pants. ...No one is impressed, ππ³π¦π¨. βO.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"
@parasiteprotocol.bsky.socialWell, thanks to CONTROL: Resonant, I'm getting back into cosplay after years. That in and of itself is an accomplishment, and a true testament to how much I (pardon the pun) π³π¦π΄π°π―π’π΅π¦ with this game.
@parasiteprotocol.bsky.social/// β¦γ π§ππ π£π₯π’π§π’ππ’π γπππππππ π’πππ ππππππππ, ππππππ.
/// ... πΈππππππππ£πππ πππππππππ...
/// ...π΄ π»πΈπ π΄!
@parasiteprotocol.bsky.socialβ!!β οΈ π±ππΎπ°π³π²π°ππ π°π½π½πΎππ½π²π΄πΌπ΄π½π: β οΈ!!β /// ...π΄ π»πΈπ π΄ @ πΌ:πΆπΆ πΏπΌ π΄π. Pattern recognition? I don't πΈπ’π―π΅ to be recognized by The Pattern. Now that's a downright TERRIFYING prospect... More CONTROL: Resonant tonight!
@parasiteprotocol.bsky.socialRemember: a watched pot never boils. We donβt πΈπ’π―π΅ it to boil. Not THIS one. Please, check if you are on pot-watching duty today. Our existence may depend on it... βO.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"
@parasiteprotocol.bsky.socialThis feels like a bit I'D commit to.
@parasiteprotocol.bsky.socialHey, agents. I'm trying not to make a habit of this, but I'm going to push tonight's stream tomorrow, again. I've been playing phone tag with various divisions, and the experience has left me drained in only the way bureaucracy can. I'll see you all tomorrow, rest assured.
@parasiteprotocol.bsky.social/// β¦γ π§ππ π£π₯π’π§π’ππ’π γπππππππ π’πππ ππππππππ, ππππππ.
/// ... πΈππππππππ£πππ πππππππππ...
/// ...π΄ π»πΈπ π΄!
@parasiteprotocol.bsky.socialβ!!β οΈ π±ππΎπ°π³π²π°ππ π°π½π½πΎππ½π²π΄πΌπ΄π½π: β οΈ!!β /// ...π΄ π»πΈπ π΄ @ πΌ:πΆπΆ πΏπΌ π΄π. We got a real alphabet soup situation. The DICC is helping the FBC in NYC because everything is FUBAR... That's all to say, more CONTROL: Resonant tonight!
@parasiteprotocol.bsky.socialβ ππ΄π΄πΊ πΎπ΅ πΎπ²π. πΊππ· - π·π·ππ· β Oh, agents. John's a bit... πͺπ―π₯πͺπ΄π±π°π΄π¦π₯ at the moment. Under my tender ministrations, you see~ So, I'm handling the schedule. Got it? Good. Now get to work, newbies. βDr. Amastacia, Logical Thaumaturgy Division Head
@parasiteprotocol.bsky.socialHey, agents. I just wanted to take a sec to thank you for your support this week. It's a rough time of year for folks on both sides of the streaming equation, and I'm so appreciative to have a community like you all. Schedule for the week will be up tomorrow. Stay tuned...
@parasiteprotocol.bsky.social/// β¦γ π§ππ π£π₯π’π§π’ππ’π γπππππππ π’πππ ππππππππ, ππππππ.
/// ... πΈππππππππ£πππ πππππππππ...
/// ...π΄ π»πΈπ π΄!
@parasiteprotocol.bsky.socialβ!!β οΈ π±ππΎπ°π³π²π°ππ π°π½π½πΎππ½π²π΄πΌπ΄π½π: β οΈ!!β
/// ...π΄ π»πΈπ π΄ @ πΌ:πΆπΆ πΏπΌ π΄π.
Professional dick Mike Thane can't catch a break. Can he and his comrades in crimefighting escape... THE SHADOW OF DEATH?!?
Find out tonight, in @newblood.games' Fallen Aces!
@parasiteprotocol.bsky.social"...He was found by security personnel, standing in the dark in a fugue state. Fleshy, wing-like appendages sprouting from his back. The file was still clutched in hand.
'Sorry, that happens sometimes,' he later said."
βE-034D Observational Log Addendum
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@parasiteprotocol.bsky.socialThe dichotomy of Dylan Faden being a reality-shattering living weapon, and being a sad, wet dog of a human being who's trying his best when interacting with other people and is just overjoyed to be able pet an π’π€π΅πΆπ’π dog is probably one of my favorite things, period.
@parasiteprotocol.bsky.socialNow π΅π©π’π΅'π΄ the right attitude to have.
@parasiteprotocol.bsky.socialGar, we BOTH know that's a bald-faced lie.
