I’m so intrigued lol

like, you’ll know if you’re the type for that before you even hear of it and it’s not most people

beautiful as fuck

Red Bull at morning, white boys warning. Red Bull at night, white boys delight

I’ve been in my tower lately thinking and writing. I like watching the thing change

this is because I love, in order, you, the fierce desire to learn, and yapping about baller shit

here’s more map nerd info for you: Arda is Earth of a previous age, so the maps loosely align. Tolkien was an early proponent of tectonic theory so it works via plate movement, basically

not at all ridiculous! its connection enriches both but isn’t necessary. were you a mythology kid? if so its going to absolutely hit the spot

the respected pussy

Suicide Forest Gump

HOW. it’s been out a week!! Lmao (I’m playing it rn after getting it yesterday)

respectfully I’m fanning myself like crazy over here

I’m dry. he’s wet

I tried to send someone a video of when I had a severe stroke but I accidentally sent them a video of me jacking off. I couldn’t tell them apart, I came in both of them

I’m really glad I named my son Wet. he’s dead btw

Hildegaard of Bingen with some big ass HH cups out

I’m here if you ever want or feel the need to share that stuff

my wife interrupts what I’m doing to tell me about animals. it’s incredible. I do that with records with lovers.

he’s too late because I love you a lot. what an obnoxious stupid little prick

this stupid fuckin bitch. I’m gonna beat his ass insane style