What's your top three anything?

This is all bad. Including that the Turkish gang is called the "Daltons."

Putting on my litigation hat, I usually find it's best to reach out to them informally--a phone call rather than a letter--explain the situation, let them fix it and save face. On the understanding that your next play is something like a motion for directions...

Have you tried replying "nu phone, who dis"?

Senior Cat Committee meeting.

Another day, another email from a nutter cc'ing the Prime Minister.

Thanks for talking with me about this, Dale. With Musk using Starlink access to tip the scales in the Ukraine war, there's never been a more important time to be thinking about digital sovereignty.

Perfection.

Drunk History?

My one beef with the first one is the dearth of actual bees.

Nugentrification.

Oh, at LEAST.

Good. I'm on record saying they should have to be as gaudy and obvious as toy guns.

Advisory comes amid growing concern about the devices being used to secretly record girls and women.

Because it's industry standard, even though it's a bar too low for a limbo contest.