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Doing G*d's work right there!

Amen girl!!!

Yanex has announced that due to the chip shortage they won't be back filly until 2028. THANK YOU, PRERSIDENT ZELENSKY! SLAVA UKRAINI!

People on other platforms like X Threads and Facebook are rejoicing because suddenly there are no bots. Thank you President Zelenskyy. 

*if you can't or don't want to get Poligar, substitute your own allspice vodka by infusing good vodka w/allspice berries for a few days then stir a tablespoon of honey to the final drink. Props to my work bestie for suggesting the bacon to make it a Quiet Piggy

I've been working on cocktail recipes inspired by these stupid times. Last night: "The Bot Farms are Burning" 1 ounce Poligar #4 vodka* 1/2 ounce Fireball 1/4 cup light fruit juice 1/4 cup club or still water Serve warm or iced Variation-add candied bacon as a garnish and it's a "Quiet Piggy"

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He didn't send agents after a criminal. He sent them after a Congresswoman who talks back. On the eve of an election. That's not law enforcement — that's an abuse of power with a badge. We stand with Ilhan Omar.

I am aware of his wire fraud conviction, but much like Martha Stewart, he's served his time.

WASHINGTON—Trump’s federal agents raid Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home over decades-old “immigration paperwork” her father filled out when she was a kid. No charges. Breaking DOJ norms. Over the cliff, folks.