they keep referring to the LSU coordinator as just "Charlie Weiss" but there's got to be at least a "Jr." in there, or better yet, a slight alteration like "Charles Weiss" or "Carlos."

(Scott Pruitt did that at Trump's DC hotel, this isn't a thing I'm making up)

every nice apartment building i've ever lived in has the shittiest air conditioning unit you could find and every shitty motel i've been in has some industrial freezer device that could cool lava. you should able to buy them the way people sometimes get mattresses after trying them at a hotel.

it's been long enough now that i think starbucks is probably undervalued as an entity. does a job.

I wrote this speech and am very pleased with how well he delivered it.

i know i keep getting served ads for it now on X

if you go out of your way to witness somebody dying you're a sick fuck!

the Democratic party is in a rare lunar cycle in which both the jocks *and* the theater kids are ascendant.

it's a great way to start any large gathering. maybe try it at thanksgiving. "we are here this afternoon for the trial of aunt nancy."

you should not feel sorry for the other guy at all, but this is a really funny way to start a debate. imagine walking to the room and Jon Ossoff just starts off like that.

you should get something for winning a debate, like a health boost or a new sword

there were 12 people in that room and we're on our fourth leaked audio

i feel like ken paxton might be getting orient expressed here

just a CNN/SI guy in an SI world

no, that's seven separate campuses in development, in the town of 14,000 that's a centerpiece of Gina Hinojosa's campaign.

well i don't know of a lot of towns that suddenly have 7 factories where none existed a few years ago