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@sophlouisehall.bsky.socialToilets are called WC because it stands for Wees = Cool
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@sophlouisehall.bsky.socialOhh well spotted! They're not getting sued by Mr Chocolate
@sophlouisehall.bsky.socialFrom @sarahisnothere.bsky.social - 19 Crimes wine usually gets in on the Halloween action (because there's nothing scarier than specifically 19 crimes) so here they are with a special Frankenstein's Monster edition! And he looks serious. Probably out to do some CRIMES. Can't guess how many! 4/5
@sophlouisehall.bsky.socialIt's not Halloween without a spooky crumpet (idk why) so here's Morrisons ones for you. And they're usually ghosts. All good fun, but I will not rest until one of these god forsaken supermarkets puts 'ghosts you can toast' on the packaging though! 3/5
@sophlouisehall.bsky.socialBarrati's 'Flumpkins': now, did they need to make the vampire character QUITE so sexy? The way he's swooshing his luxurious cloak, the colours?! The charisma oozing from this guy is going very hard for a product called 'Flumpkins' 3/5
@sophlouisehall.bsky.social🚨 BARRYMORE 🚨 #totp
@sophlouisehall.bsky.socialThx @wisekingaido.bsky.social for sending me Aldi's 'Petrifying' Tricolore Pasta, which is in the shape of bats and spiders and stuff. This is fun and cute but where are my jokes?! Why is it not pastaaaargh? Or Tricoleurgh? Or Durum Hallo-Wheat? Dear copywriters: please scream more! 3/5
@sophlouisehall.bsky.socialIt is a hate crime!
@sophlouisehall.bsky.socialA few folks have sent me Scary Bacardi, complete with a proper Come At Me Bro ghost. (Srsly, what's his problem?) Scary Bacardi makes a lot of sense because they already have a bat logo *and* the bottle is glow in the dark. If only they'd called it Bacaaargghhhdi to really seal the spooky deal! 4/5
@sophlouisehall.bsky.socialA diabolical open goal miss here via @sarahisnothere.bsky.social - Halloween edition blueberries NOT called boo-berries. Why bother with the pumpkins and the cobwebs and NOT call them boo-berries! I am filled with incandescent rage 2/5
@sophlouisehall.bsky.socialMore scary Lidl stuff from @krswd.com - BLACK CONES. Spooky ice cream! But why are the cones black - have they been cursed by a witch? Did they fall into an evil potion? Did they just go off? It's hard to say, but the storytelling is lacking! 3/5
@sophlouisehall.bsky.socialMe honing in on any Northerners I encounter at my new job like
@sophlouisehall.bsky.socialYou act like this is a new concept to me
@sophlouisehall.bsky.socialFine I'll do it
@sophlouisehall.bsky.socialWhy does looking at this make my soul feel heavy
@sophlouisehall.bsky.socialThank you for spending an inordinate amount of time in the Lidl freezer section
@sophlouisehall.bsky.socialAgreed, the bottom of a ketchup bottle is an evil gunky place
@sophlouisehall.bsky.socialWhen the spice in the spice jar gets all congealed and isn't nice sprinkly spice anymore: it's the worst time of my life!
@sophlouisehall.bsky.sociallol yep which is probably why there's never any energy left for there to be hot drinks in the shop