Union good!

Oh I know, pal. I'm there with you.

There's a multi-team Teams chat going at work because a director is trying to give away tickets to the Flyers game. I *may* have turned it into an opportunity to crap on the Flyers and pump up the Union, and now EVERYONE is piling on. It's pretty amazing on both counts.

Nothing says "we are a well run and well respected organization" like having to settle for your 2nd or 3rd choice who everybody already hates (AGAIN!) because everyone else you ask politely declines.

This screams “we have no plan and no chance, what if we just hire someone people like?”

"Hey yea, don from fish town, wtf is this fairy sport youre talkin about for 5 min a day, stop it, what are you a homosexual? anyway, when can we get a white quarterback, i'll hang up and listen"

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

Cavan is so freaking good, y'all.

BRUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We tried nothing and we're all out of ideas

Nothing says "My life is going great and everything is a-ok" like having a bowl of greek yogurt with various nuts and dried fruits mixed in for breakfast.

Available to hurt me, I mean.

Here's where I dutifully check in to mention that "Carnivale" ended unfinished after two seasons and Amy Madigan is now an Oscar winner you could build a revival around.

Why would I let the Flyers hurt me tonight, when I have the USWNT available?

Frakking toasters.

Was watching Buffy’s Anya backstory episode. Friend asked why I sighed. “She’s not of a sufficiently high social class to have domesticated rabbits that far north in Europe in that century, but the writers couldn’t know, the paper was only presented at a conference yesterday.” Accuracy is fleeting.