I am kind of low-key excited about the upcoming birthday cake empanadas in a collab with milk bar. It'll probably make you shit yourself and cost $4.49 for two little deep fried assturds with creme, but it will have sprinkles and I'm a simp

Taco Bell Quarterly looks like the annoying little newsletter that keeps everyone up to date on the newest collabs and menu items

Proud to rep as the most official looking Taco Bell account on here, fuck all of this and everything, Amen

What an excellent use of form, of title and poem in counterpoint, of humor, of everything.

Art only a human could make.

A favorite.

This is my Tom Holland "Umbrella" lip sync.

I think about this poem all the time.

Fun fact I've always been notoriously slow at replying to submissions and this sat in our inbox when the fucker died. A shame, he could have seen it if I was faster

Love seeing this making the rounds again and will always retweet. We published one of the greatest poems of all time, as seen in the most prestigious literary magazine of all time:

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The most writerly thing is to look back on situations and think, “I could write it better.”

I'm like this not because I barely understand social situations but because I understand them all too well after I deconstruct them 10,000 times and begin to think of it as a kind of narrative I could have fixed

I do not feel embarrassment. I feel art.

Don’t go blabbing the big secret

Don't worry, none of this is real and I have no feelings when there's a potential essay anecdote to save me from feeling pain. This works better than drugs. Trust me

Oh it's just a character I'm workshopping in my next brilliant piece of work and not a deep seated wound I've been carrying since childhood

What if I'm like this because I'm a writer and then no one can tell there's something wrong with me