Anyway I bought shashoukka but it's not full of spices and vegetables there's just meat and a jalapeno on top sob Where's the dukkah, where's the goat cheese

I bought basmati rice with kebab for grandma for dinner Grandma: I don't like this, what kind of noodle is this Us: it's rice???????

Weiss Schnee no one can ever make me dislike you

thinking hroth

>sees a simple but nice sounding recipe ‘Oh this could be good, I’ll give it a try-‘ >requires oven ‘Nevermind’

Had a stressful day Then I watched ケーキ★マミー and started losing it Why am I laughing so hard at 私はケーキ

I think if you as a first point of contact don’t try to negotiate and plan through for a reasonable timeframe for a project I hate you and I hope gravel stays in all your owned shoes and sandals for all of your life

Haze is pretty bad that even the air looks dirty

Nier Automata being in DBD now means this too is canon to the NieRverse

I sleep late - I wake up without enough sleep I sleep early - I wake up parched because the weather is hot, I get up to drink water and use the bathroom before going to bed, then I wake up without enough sleep

Parents will tell you 'you have to learn how to do this, you can't always rely on us parents' when the thing in question is to string a lanyard through a poorly designed hole

Werebeast Good boi doodle before I go eep. Sometimes he exhales red/black smoke-like clouds when his body temp. gets too high And that's how bro earned the title: Smoke Demon.

I don't like it when people give me voice messages because my ears are already bad enough I don't need to replay the same message multiple times to understand what you said pls

Chill tigers with round and cute eyes of adorableness... (Not actually, felis and panthera are too different genus iirc)

Andrezj has astigmatizms

I need someone to rip out my shoulder blades, adjust the nerves slightly and then put it back in, thanks